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die in a pit of fire

Something you say to people, or electronics, that are being uncooperative.
“DIE IN A PIT OF FIRE YOU PIECE OF SHIT PHONE!!” *smashes phone against wall*
by Ireallylikeguineapigs May 17, 2018
mugGet the die in a pit of firemug.

marine cock-pit

A female that is in the Air Force that only "dates" marines because she believe them to be hot. However said Marines use said female as a place to either rest their cock or turn into a jizz trap.
Man that broad will sleep with anyone that has a Marine uniform on...

that's cuz she's a dirty marine cock-pit.
by Deebo jackson July 24, 2006
mugGet the marine cock-pitmug.

Alabama Pit Stop

The act of stopping for gas at a southern convenience store/gas station. Catagorized by the purchase of inexpensive gas station items such as Mexican style candy, sales papers, boiled peanuts, novelty air fresheners, and scratch and win lottery tickets (where available). May also include a trip to the shitter or condom dispenser.
Passenger: Make an Alabama pit stop over at that speedy mart.

Driver: Why?

Passenger: I want to get a can of Skoal and some gummi worms.
by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009
mugGet the Alabama Pit Stopmug.

knee pit sex

When a male and female are aroused the male takes his enlarged penis and sticks it behind a woman's knee and beats to his own rhythm
Jack and Emily are naked in bed so emily sands up and jack whoops out his fat cock and sticks it behind her knee and moves his torso back and forth and thts knee pit sex
by Jack and Emik December 29, 2008
mugGet the knee pit sexmug.

mosh pit

When people r jumping up and down, screaming the lyrics to the songs they r mosh pitting to while running into each other
The best mosh pit song is Faint by Linkin Park
by Ditto39 March 26, 2004
mugGet the mosh pitmug.

Arm Pit Journalism

A name used to replace a publication name when referring to a horrible piece of journalism. Arm Pit Journalism should contain a brainless stream of text and pictures as is typically present in popular media sources and be written as if the author were born in an armpit.
Golly me. Another brainless editorial out of Arm Pit Journalism, The Tacoma Tribune.
by MsMcReynoldsisms March 26, 2011
mugGet the Arm Pit Journalismmug.

Colombian Mud Pit

The act of snorting cocaine out of a fellow drug users anus.
The junkies in the ally were doing a Colombian mud pit.

Nash loves a good Colombian mud pit.
by doin it like danny December 5, 2012
mugGet the Colombian Mud Pitmug.

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