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Perpetual Freshman Syndrome

A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.
Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.

Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.

Student 1: Isn't he 21?

Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
by Rytic June 15, 2013
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Perpetual Saturdays

That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.

It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.
Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."

Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"

Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"

Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."

Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."
by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013
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perpendiculated

Forming a 90 degree angle with the ground.
"The Skyscraper was perpendiculated to the street."

"The ships mast ran perpendiculated to the waves."
by Raled Lamundsen November 18, 2013
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Perpetual Singlelarity

The point of being a state of singleness for an extended period of time, or being single too often. Usually seems never ending to the individual in such a state.
Man1: "Hey bro? How'd that date go last night?"
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."
by baconspanker March 30, 2015
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perpendiculube

A squalinder that is a tube closed at both ends at a 90 degree angle that is perpendicular to the other end. The perpendiculube can hold a volume less than the capped cylinder of the same amount of material but can hold significantly more than the closed squared ends of a flat package.
The perpendiculube allows the most volume for packaging materials in a tube with only two seams, cutting costs and increasing durability.
by Sshhhhhhh July 28, 2016
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perpey

The process of trading herpes with another person
Hey bitch guess what,we hella just perpied perpey:trading or receiving herpes from another person
by bobbysquirta October 14, 2016
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Perpeachment

A word used to describe a fancy gesture. Like when you get a fancy leaf on a dinner plate at a resturant.
"For perpeachment, you put a york"
by NoodleFaceKiller January 2, 2017
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