A kid who loves babies, he’ll always grope the baby that he sits next too at the park. He also loves cock preferably the cock of a hamsta
Parker - Ooh hamsta I love your beauty cock.
Hamsta - Oscruncha why thank you.
Parker - please my king, let me suck it!!!
Hamsta - Oscruncha why thank you.
Parker - please my king, let me suck it!!!
by Nhaniiiiii November 30, 2020
Get the Parkermug. Some chick: Do you think Parker is too hot for me??
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”
by Tomdelongesass October 9, 2020
Get the Parkermug. by mac.s17 March 18, 2022
Get the Evelyn Parkermug. The most amazing boy on the planet. He is a loving, respectful, and kind person who will make your life better than when he wasn't in it. He is determined to make his place in the world and very committed to his school and grades. One of the most hard working people that is a working role-model to what everyone should aspire to be.
"Wow did you see Kat's boyfriend! It was Parker Micheal Allen!"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"
by RisingPheonix July 5, 2023
Get the parker micheal allenmug. a ginger with asian eyes and no eyebrows. he only wears Nike, Under armor and Adidas. he also always chews gum very loudly and spits it in Mia K's hair.
by Big Booty Lightskin Diva December 2, 2019
Get the Parkermug. Parker Chase, a boy who most likely has blue eyes. the kind that you can’t help but fall in love with because they remind you of the ocean. Parker chase is a very handsome guy and he’s definitely a SIMP but that’s okay, it’s cute on him. he most likely has dark curly hair and a smile that lights up any room he walks into. he’s a very athletic, hard working, caring, smart, sweet, handsome, funny man that any girl would love to be with. Whoever has a Parker Chase, is the luckiest girl in the world.
girl 1- have you seen that parker chase ? ... he’s so fine
girl 2- he’s also really sweet....
girl 3- hes so strong !
his girl- yeah ... and he’s mine... i’m very blessed :)
guy 1- dang i wish i could be like that parker chase guy !
guy 2- yea he’s a real ladies man!
girl 2- he’s also really sweet....
girl 3- hes so strong !
his girl- yeah ... and he’s mine... i’m very blessed :)
guy 1- dang i wish i could be like that parker chase guy !
guy 2- yea he’s a real ladies man!
by Miamoemoe April 16, 2020
Get the parker chasemug.