Japanese Window-Painting

The act of spreading plastic wrap over one's mouth and having a person fecalate into the covered mouth.

My girlfriend and I practiced Japanese Window-Painting last night, where she dropped a load within my mouth, covered by protective plastic wrap.

by WhoElseButI November 4, 2010

war paint

Whenever someone jacks you off , and rubs your semen on there face ,and then proceeds to make indian war cries.

Beam's dad came over to my house last night and put on some war paint.

by Elmore April 17, 2006

Indian War Paint

the act of fingering a girl on her period both in the butt and vagina (either with a gloved or ungloved hand) then make two red lines under each eye and a brown line down the nose to complete her indian facepaint

My spiritual healer, Cheif Running Water, inspired me to give my menstruating girlfriend an Indian War Paint

by John Durkee February 28, 2009

Japanese Finger Painting

When a guy jizzes into a bowl and a chick dips her fingers in the guys jizz then gives him a hand job

that bitch was Japanese Finger Painting me last night.

by Shawnica February 27, 2009

Mexican Paint Job

An accidental sex move caused by pulling out too late, due to pleasure, where you ejaculate inside of the vagina and outside on her pubic area creating a "cream on the inside and the outside" paint job.

Man, I was having the best sex of my life and didn't calculate the correct time to pull out giving her the good ol' Mexican Paint Job. Now I'm worried of having a lil kid.

by JosePerez April 24, 2011

Go hard in the paint

To have sexual intercourse with a woman on her period.

This term originated off of frazho road in a Detroit suburb called "The Ville".

GUY 1 "I picked this girl up last night, she was on the rag though."
GUY 2 "did you go hard in the paint."

by nvrgohard June 12, 2011

black jesus painting

A really shitty painting of a black Jesus found mostly in poor black people's homes. Usually painted by someone with questionable artistic talent.

You know that cat Dirty Red who I buy that kush from? He has a Black Jesus painting promintely displayed in his filthy living room, that shit creeps me out yo.

by suicide assistant March 8, 2007