Criminal pumpkin

Its a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world. Once bitten, you will be eager to learn the history of vaudville, you will find yourself watching disney movies, drinkking rootbeer floats, and carving pumpkins (even though its January), you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks and act erratic, you will most likely grow a thin manicured mustache (despite your gender).

You are such a criminal pumpkin!

by jd doe77 March 17, 2011

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The pumpkin

The pumpkin is the reverse Blumkin. The act of eating a girls pussy while she takes a shit.

Her. Have you ever had the pumpkin?
Me. Can I give you a pumpkin while you’re taking a shit?

by Jkooking February 05, 2024

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Pumpkin Jerk

When you pollinate pumpkin flowers.

I'm about to go pumpkin jerk to get blue ribbon pumpkins this year.

by Harry cacus June 11, 2019

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Pumpkin bitch

That one ginger cunt in school that thinks that she’s hot shit.

Brother eww Pumkin bitch is there!
Look at Pumpkin bitch with her nasty face.

by Public hater #1 May 13, 2024

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Pumpkin Cheese

Usually during Halloween, when you wear a clown costume and surprise your pumpkin chai latte ugg wearing girlfriend from behind with the penis drawn, she splashes his dick. The boiling pussy remains are otherwise known as pumpkin cheese.

Me: Doctor, what happened?
Doctor: Son, you have the worst case of pumpkin cheese I’vve ever seen.

by SaneClownPussie August 02, 2022

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