pipe dreamer

A person who still hopes their pipe dreams will come true.

Jazmin is still hoping to make it in the film industry, even when all of her work sucks. What a pipe dreamer.

by jazzisafailure April 13, 2017

Chowder Pipe

(n) male genitalia usually referring to the penis.

That bitch totally tapped my chowder pipe last night.

by Pistol Nick November 14, 2007

Pipe Flapp'n

The loose hanging of the male genitals

"He ran across the football field bare-assed, pipe flapp'n"

"After he banged his girl, he went to get some milk, pipe flapp'n"

by Abrenoch October 30, 2007

YANG PIPE

anus, butthole, ass, behind, cornhole

"Crystal can shove those work orders up her Yang Pipe for all I care."

by Frankie Doodle Dandy May 25, 2006

lady pipe

A auspicious object which gives the individual bountiful pleasures beyond their wildest dreams, usually located on a secret menu at high-end gatherings.

"Wow look at these pretentious people, do they not know that jam and scones isn't the only thing on the menu. Waiter! Be a good lad and fetch me a lady pipe, pronto!"

by AshGash February 21, 2017

breaking the pipes

the pipes refer to bathroom / toilet pipes

the term is used by people that haven't gone to the bathroom in a long time or ate at taco bell and it means they will destroy the potty and leave the restroom with a smile on their face

"oh man, these tacos are so good"
"braw, you're so going to break the pipes at 4 a.m if you eat another one! "
"breaking the pipes ! "

by pipebreaker007 August 11, 2014

french pipe

A sexual act combining the french kiss with a blowjob. The giver of a french pipe uses their mouth to fellate the receiver up and down the shaft on the sides without taking the penis entirely in their mouth. The act is not intended for the receiver to achieve climax , but rather to cause a extraordinaraly high state of arousal prior to either a tradional blowjob or intercourse.

Hey Johnny, what did you and Krystal get up to last night?
Oh man! She gave me a french pipe before I plowed her and it and it blew my mind.

by Drs55555 January 30, 2016