The perfect guy

Omg is that the perfect guy
No, you know that shit don't exist
by Jasmine Darling August 22, 2018
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Nobody's Perfect

1. What to say when you'll accept anyone, regardless of any strange secrets they may have.

2. The best closing line ever said. It actually WAS perfect.
by Nobodyinparticular May 20, 2007
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a perfect circle

the best band ever. maynards voice gives me chills. i can't believe they are coming to australia!!!
by milan January 03, 2004
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perfect ten

A beautiful girl with dimple, smiles, eyes, voice, hair, kindness, eyelash flutter, even when she disagrees.
PPS is a perfect ten. A dime if you prefer.
by OverTT July 23, 2007
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The Perfect Man

A man that can accept you when your beautiful, and when you're not so much. He listens to what you have to say and actually respects you enough to respond thoughtfully. He's not afraid of commitment and he values family. He treats you with respect, and accepts that you're his partner, not his slave. He works with you equally and values your opinion on different subjects. He is.. VERY hard to find. So if you do, don't ever let go.
by definingmen January 10, 2012
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Perfect ass

Something that has been searched for by men everywhere since the beginning of time (aka: the internet)
We men scope and grope day after day, but still haven't found the legendary "perfect ass"
Guy: "Aha! I found perfect ass!"
Girl: *takes off jeans*
Guy: "Goddamnit, it's moley. Move along."
by BradlyBradbrad December 28, 2011
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Perfect Serpent

To shit in perfect coil formation. Making it look like a snake or serpent.
"It looks like Mrs. Smith's dog left another perfect serpent in our yard again". "That fuckin mutt!"
by Pillard September 29, 2006
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