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You know when your trying to merge on the highway and your late for the cavs game and that damn ugly prius or aztec cuts you off and its a Penn license plate! Fucking Pennies.

Your late for work at the end of your lunch break and you just want to get thru the drive thru and Wendys is out of chili. First off who gets chili at wendys. Second off you here them yell "YAH ILL WAIT". Thirsd they wait AT THE WINDOW. And guess what, its a PENNY LICENSE PLATE!!! WTFFF!!!!!!.

That out of state guy you realize is merging THROUGH your straight only lane, from the left turn only lane, becuase he realized he needs to get to the RIGHT TURN ONLY!!! And then your the asshole getting honked at by him and everyone else around. HE's the asshole (Pennie)!
by Rufus WainRight March 3, 2010
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Pennying

To place a single or multiple copper coin in various absurd locations that one would not expect a penny to be in.

Placing pennys along the top of signs or glueing them to others property. This originated mostly because I had a lot of these somewhat "useless" coin and a lot of boredom to waste them on.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally just put pennys all over Becky's house.

Guy 2: You hoolagan, and your pennying.
by Sinomacoma December 20, 2012
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kick the cow and steal a penny

where you cum in someones eye and kick them in the face for crying about it
everybody in this room after having sex should kick the cow and steal a penny
by t bear September 28, 2005
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wrinkled penny

Someone from the town of Hollis, New Hampshire.
Did you see that wrinkled penny, he lives on Powers..... his wife is such a tonkle
by NH balls October 6, 2012
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Cody Penner

Cody Penner is a guy that is a horrible skater and is very clumsy. Also, see twat.
Cody Penner is a pregnant fish. probably of the swedish variety.
by oh, you know... February 19, 2005
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pennycockle

A very poor cockle. It was created during the 1950s as a satire on pennyloafers--people who were very lazy but only had pennies to their name. However, due to the rise of inflation and a penny being completely worthless now, a pennycockle is a much worse insult.
Look how poor that person is! They must not have a penny to their name! They must be a pennycockle!
by Marylou January 12, 2009
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Penny

Shortened version of the word penetrate. It is used when referring to entering or opening something. Can be used in a sexual nature.
I'm about to penny (open) a new bottle of wine.
My bus will penny (arrive)the bus stop in five minutes.
Can you penny (go into) the store on your way home from work for some bread?
He was a good penny.

Another use:
I have reached Penn Station (meaning sexual penetration occured).
I'm headed all the way to Pennsylvania tonight.
by B-ball and A-bomb January 11, 2009
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