A nifty as hell dude that likes to shoot shit and loves camo he has a big ass house and is playing to swipe his Jamba Juice gift card soon he is very nice and always calls people studied and for some god dam reason he always says lookin ass but over all he is pretty dope
by Gray27 February 12, 2019
Get the Jackson parkermug. A great sexy person that has a long penis and so great in the bed with the opposite sex. He also is very small but has a great sexual appearance
by BatTan08 May 2, 2018
Get the Parker Newbymug. Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer
by Dlyons January 7, 2022
Get the Brant parkermug. by BIGBOY696969 March 26, 2025
Get the Parker Mcdonaldmug. An awesome person who plays hockey. Every body likes him and he is the coolest in the school and has the best collection of hockey cards. He is super funny and everybody wants to hang out with him.
by insaneinsaneinsane November 18, 2020
Get the liam parkermug. parker is my bestfriend
by jordanlikespee May 29, 2023
Get the parkermug. 