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The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

the pancake position

When your wife ways at least 600 pounds, and she sits on you in bed. You will most likely end up shaped like a pancake.
Holy SHIT!!! What happened to you? You must have done it in the pancake position with Wanda!!!
the pancake position by TheMightyness September 26, 2004

Bulgarian Pancake 

1. Crepes
2. While having sex in the doggy style position, just before orgasm, pull out and cum on the girl's back. Then proceed to flip her over onto her back, thereby making the small pool of ejaculate larger and more pancake-like .
1. Neekoh made me some great Bulgarian Pancakes for breakfast.
2. Afterward, we had hot hot sex. Right before I finished, I decided to Bulgarian Pancake her. She was shocked at first, but she loved it.
Bulgarian Pancake by Captain Crunch September 10, 2005

Sexual Blueberry Pancake 

A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.
Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.

Mexican Pancake 

I just had a Mexican Pancake daddy
Mexican Pancake by Uhhh hi June 8, 2018

You ain't got no pancake mix 

A phrase used to show dissatisfaction or discontent with someone or something. It was made famous by the comedian Zach Galifianakis and its commonly seen in YouTube video posts.
Did you get the food for the party?" "No, why should I be the one to do it?" "You didn't?! You ain't got no pancake mix!