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Overclock the Chocolate Oven

Refers to using a heat-stimulation toy on higher than intended settings on a person's anal cavity whilst it contains some amount of chocolate.
I wanna Overclock the Chocolate Oven, and by "Overclock" I mean "Bake", by "Chocolate" I mean "in", by "Oven" I mean "Asshole", and by "the" I mean "Chocolate". If ya know what I'm sayin.
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Fancy Dutch Oven 

Example: It would have been a regular Dutch oven, but it prom night. So a fancy Dutch oven was the only option.

Mitsubishi Electric bread oven

Greatest Toaster to ever exist-GARFGARF
Mitsubishi Electric bread oven is the greatest toaster to ever exist

A Little Canadian Oven 

"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
I have a friend who is a little canadian oven

easy bake oven 

When the male inserts his dick into the women’s pussy and doesn’t move.
Harry just stuck it in me like an easy bake oven
easy bake oven by anonymous July 30, 2022

Voluntary Dutch Oven 

When your person farts under the blanket either while your sleeping or awake. Then proceeds to say to you "Do you smell that? It smells like shit!" And of course being partially out of it you sniff it up ffs.
Girlfriend "What Is that smell? It smells like shit" Boyfriend "eeewwww it does smell like shit" was themat a Voluntary Dutch Oven
Voluntary Dutch Oven by Ass Rippa September 23, 2022

easy-bake oven

a name for when you don't want to directly name a pregnant person, so you just give them a nickname in hopes that they wont find out about how you've been talking about them all this time.
"hey, did you see ms.easy-bake oven yesterday? she looks like she's been eating non-stop!"

"you aren't supposed to say that, jeremiah."