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Fat Fest

A sacred holiday and annual event, occurring on the night before Thanksgiving wherein a group of honored guests and loved ones gather around at a local White Castle.

They then challenge each other to a competition as to who can eat more White Castle burgers. Cheese is optional but does not adjust your score; consume cheese at your own risk.
At Fat Fest 08, Andy won with 21 White Castles, and at Fat Fest 07, Stolis won with 20 burgers.
by AKlim November 25, 2009
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Fat Cable

Old East Coast Hip Hop slang for a big telly.
"A brother got ill and tried to snatch a Fat Cable" EPMD's I'm Housin'

Guy 1: dude, you seen my new set? Its a total Fat Cable
Guy 2: Yes mate, that telly is frickin out there.
by DaffyDuk1996 November 26, 2009
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no fats no fems

In the LGBTQ+ community, specifically gay men, the term "no fats no fems" refers to only being interested in connecting with other men that are "in shape and masculine". "No fats" means nobody overweight and "no fems" means nobody that has a feminine sounding voice, feminine behaviors or characteristics. This is a discriminatory phrase that is commonly used on dating apps, such as Grindr, when trying to romantically connect with other gay men.
*On Grindr*

Looking to meet new people for a good time - no fats no fems.
by isa14x August 28, 2020
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fat cap

A spray paint tip that sprays nice and big/wide. Good for bombing and fill-ins on.
"Yo all you need to give me is my cans and my fat caps and i'll soon be all city"
by hamydeez January 25, 2004
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fat cunt

Becky Fisher -- chief indoctrinator at "Jesus Camp"
I am Becky Fisher and I rape childrens' minds with religious bullshit. I am a fat cunt.
by defenderoftruth666 March 30, 2009
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Fat

Geo's definition of fat:

Fat /fat/ adjective, fat·ter, fat·test.

Disgustingly disappointing; not able to perform or behave in an acceptable manner.

Syn. lame
Ex1: Dude, you're being fat right now by not coming to the show with us.

Es2: Dude I was so disappointed with that performance; It was pretty fat.
by The Creator of Fat August 22, 2011
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skinny fat

A person who is not overweight and have skinny look but still have a high fat percentage and low muscular mass. Usually those people have a low caloric diet, that's why they are skinny, but are not involved in any sports activities or trainings and that's why they don’t have any muscle. Since between the bone and the skin those people only have fat, the skin can be deformed easily because the skin layer is located on an unstable matter (fat).

Skinny fat woman look sexy from a certain distance but they have soft jelly skin and still have some cellulite even if they are in there early 20.

The Antonym of ‘Skinny fat’ could be ‘Fit’ or ‘Tight’ or ‘Athletic’.
Shit! All the girls are skinny fat on this beach!
by ChuckQC August 21, 2008
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