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Floor tile

When a fat kid falls and becomes one with the floor
Oh koda it seems you just floor tiled
by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022
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Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.
Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
by Tokaiya June 19, 2023
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Floor-Twenty

Any day when one luckily finds a $20 dollar bill in a public location before any other indvidual can get his/her greasy fingers on said bill. A floor-twenty discovery is followed by rushing out of the public location, cackling like a mental patient just off thorazine.
I had to cough up $13 for my herp' prescription, but then I saw a floor-twenty and scooped it up post haste.
by spiny norman August 31, 2012
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floor panties

Lingerie is just floor panties cause that's the only place they look good.
by The_Harry_Ballzack January 11, 2024
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floor dusters

Elongated, saggy breasts most often found on older women.
Man, look at Linda's floor dusters swinging away while she walks.
by TFT152 June 30, 2011
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Park It On The Bottom Floor

The Term 'Parking It On The Bottom Floor' defines the act of parking your 'Johnson' on the 'Bottom Floor' - relating to her Anal Passage.
'yo bro last night was crazy, I parked it in Maria's Bottom floor'

'I didn't know what to do so I decided to park it on the bottom floor yk'
by Option Field Player Southside November 13, 2024
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