lake of the hoods

a small spot in gig harbor where many crips are found

y'all comin' from lake of the hoods

by C.R.I.P. November 21, 2011

Hood balance

The balance between individuals in a highly competitive environment where the risks of confrontation don't always outweigh the end result.

The Roman provinces had a hood balance with the Gaul's during the crisis of the third century.

by Blue pedal August 24, 2017

Hooded Man

Used to describe someone with an uncircumcised penis.

“Oh yeah i hear Andrew’s a hooded man”

by giantdrummer1 May 25, 2018

Hood Genius

a nigga who understands the way of the hood and it’s dialect, a person who is smart and from the hood

“Nigga call me a hood rat, nigga I’m just a hood genius”

by Penis exploder April 26, 2022

hooded monster

A very large uncircumcised penis

“ I’ve heard that James has a hooded monster in those pants”

by Johntheattack helicopter February 8, 2018

Hood booger

a dumb black individual that decides to make poor decisions such as hit licks as an athlete

hey tae wyd
Oh, im being a hood booger

by anonymous June 15, 2023

hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.

Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.

by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020