Shit a house

When something scares or frustrates you so intensely that you shit so many bricks that they form a house.

1. “Dude, don’t scare me like that. I almost shat an entire house...’

2. “You better stop rummaging though my things before I shit a house and make you live in it!”

by Ace O’ Renegades June 25, 2019

Uncle's House

A trap house or bando hosted by a close relative or family friend with enough background knowledge to exploit the weaknesses of the clientele. Typically offers illicit narcotics and other related services (prostitution, gambling, etc.) Traditionally only runs a few days a month, mostly the days just after social security, disability, or stimulus checks are deposited.

Bob: Hey, man, I've been looking for you the past few days!
Alvin: You know my check came in and I was at Uncle's House.
Bob: Guess you don't have that money you owe me.

by Guys in the Know July 16, 2020

cheese house

When you bone down a chick that has kids and her house smells like cheese. But you don't give a damm.

I love going down to Lucy's cheese house anytime she invites. Even though it smell like rugrats and mozzarella

by Jixsonthavibrator August 19, 2016

Full House

When a girl spits in a dude's mouth and then slaps his ass.

"For $25 I'll spit in your mouth and slap your ass."

"Holy shit! That's a full house!"

by Medusalaughed November 20, 2022

House Honky

A derogatory term used to describe a misinformed liberal person of European descent who will attack anyone or anything deemed "racist" or "fascist." Despite their paler complexion they are given a pass from accusations of white supremacy due to their "moral superiority." They are commonly referred to as "privileged."

Common Question: "Did you see that house honky on the news last night attacking that inanimate object?"

Response: "Yeah, inanimate object is now considered (racist/fascist)."

by bhesq August 28, 2017

Zj house

A particularly awful cobblestone mess. Incredibly ugly and a total eyesore. Designer is vertically challenged and usually blind

That house is so dead. It looks like a zj house

by Js785 July 25, 2022

house in the mail

A big ass rip from a bong, or other smoking device. Made popular by cypress hill. Gets you really high.

Man that hit just delivered a house in the mail.

by jkatticus May 3, 2008