official.pump

The best person in the world 😡

Omg have you seen official.pump?

Yeah they’re so cool and awesome🤤🤤🤤
Also dy_bo0 should like- Totally marry them 🤣🤣🤣🤣
IKRRR
Official.pump totally didn’t make this

by Official.Pump guy April 29, 2021

Office temperature gauge

How do you know if the office AC is set too low? Look across at your female coworker in the thin top with no bra

I knew that fuckin’ AC had been set too low by the IT contractor basement dwelling cockwomble sat by the photocopier. The Office temperature gauge was showing somewhere between chapel hat pegs and Monkey’s thumbs!

by Dogburster Big Bolox June 2, 2021

official.evan.peters

my epic, sexy tiktok mutual

Person 1: Yooo you’re moots with official.evan.peters on tiktok??! that means you are so sexy and poggers
Person 2: yeah were moots ;) be jealous

by coochiefarteaterontiktok June 10, 2021

offcialglade

an amazing and hot person to ever exist.

ashley: broo did you know that my s/o is offcialglade?
candice: NO WAY AHHA THEYRE LIKE SOO COOL

by mrworldwide June 13, 2021

Office-speak

I work in a hospital. Over the years, I have noticed the Human Resources director expresses himself using the same old, tired phrases. Then my boss started using them! Such as, it is what it is, instead of giving me an answer to my question. Instead of saying "I talked to so and so, it is ALWAYS, "I touched base". "Reach out" is just texting somebody. The worst is " I shared that with so and so". I feel like I should say, Thanks for Sharing!

Please talk to me normally, not in office-speak!

by Valteena July 10, 2021

officalhlephateacc

A username commonly used when it’s user has exceeded various levels of coolness.

In short, a word to describe someone who’s awesome and cool.

A - “Hey bro, you’re really cool!”
B - “Really? Thanks! Would you say I’m officalhlephateacc’s level of cool?!”

A - “Sorry, no. No one is as amazing as officalhlephateacc!”

by honeylovesmilfs July 11, 2021

official.scaramouche.ig

A fun person to talk to! Hes mean but says some cool stuff that I dont understand! One of my favorite rp accounts tbh.

"Hey what am I supposed to put here?"

"Idk man you suck at making example sentences so just put random stuff in it"

"Okay!"

I have to put the word thats being defined so official.scaramouche.ig

by scaraslvt July 12, 2021