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dumb as ice

An Individual who is as unintelligent as a bag or block of ice. Someone who says or does an action in which they look stupid and don't comprehend what they did like there brain is frozen like a bag of ice hence the term.
Nicole tries to say that 5+5 = 13 in which one should reply

"Nicole you is dumb as ice"
by Warlxrd October 13, 2017
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physically dumb

by Epiic_Fuze May 13, 2019
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dumb teacher

when teacher just doesn't listen and they make you want to cringe which makes you want to take a book and hit them with it duuuuuummmmmbbbbbb
for example she is
by Neverletgo June 22, 2016
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Dumb Sniper

A sniper monkey in Bloons Tower Defence with an X/2/3+ crosspath. Called a dummy sniper because its overall effectiveness is much worse than a 2/X/3+ sniper in almost all cases.
You: Yo, man! Did you see that awesome dumb sniper strategy for today's AC?
Me: I'll believe it when I see it. Dumb sniper sucks ass.
by riffsix October 7, 2019
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Dumb-Dumbass

A person of extremely low intellect level. Describing how foolish a person is or is acting
Ex: Stop being a Dumb-Dumbass. Ex: You can't fly You Dumb-Dumbass
by Damaris Wynn September 22, 2016
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Dumb Cunt

A person who gossips to your girlfriend, makes trouble, her grades in regular classes are the same as your parents birthday minus 1900
by Professional Exposer March 28, 2017
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deaf and dumb

Someone possessing the exact opposite of the stereotypes of a deaf person, like the comic book character Daredevil, but in reverse/ Instead of possessing acute senses to make up for their lack of hearing, a deaf and dumb person would probably die of smoke inhalation after starting a cooking fire because they are too unobservant to see the spreading flames, smell the smoke, or feel the heat, or and too idiotic to remember that they were cooking something in the first place -- all as the fire eventually consumed the house.
They have no deaf or hard of hearing friends because they're too lazy to learn sign language. Instead, they force you to use a unique form of pidgin that's a mixture of pantomime, pointing, and sounding things out with your mouth until you both become frustrated and the deaf and dumb becomes angry that you made them put their hearing aid on because they "don't like wearing it." It usually takes them 20 minutes to find their hearing aid but god forgive you if you have somewhere to be, as anything other than patiently waiting will result in them screaming at you while you can't respond. Even if they are able to hear you, they often obfuscate obvious sentences into nonsense. To use the first example of the cooking fire, a family member might run up to them and yell, "The house is on fire!" Even after having a lifetime to learn lip reading, they would probably respond, "The mouse has gone prior?" or, "I'm already using the fryer!! Are you blind?"
I learned ASL to better communicate with my deaf and dumb mother, but she said it was too hard, like learning to text. Instead she insists on screaming into the phone then hanging up on me when she gets frustrated. She will die alone.
by idgaf187 August 20, 2021
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