Cowed up

When you turn into a cow and decide to turn up
by CowMan28 December 22, 2017
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Jow the cow

A cow that says Jow, which is made up, had blue spots, and white stripes. Oh and Jow the Cow 's name is Jow.
Random Cow:Moo
Jow the Cow: JOW JOW JOW!
Random Cow: 0o0
by JowMeepers April 27, 2020
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scabby cow

Adj; to describe someone (usually female) who is just unrefined and of a far less superiority.

A ridden midden
'Uh, look at that scabby cow itching her arse crack in McDonalds'

'Have you seen Louise? She's such a scabby cow!'

'Did you hear Louise let someone texas hotpocket her?! She's such a scabby cow!'
by Dave55555 April 14, 2014
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whip the cow

I was home last night with my wife having sex and I whip the cow hard
by Hoodboiy January 23, 2016
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Corkscrew Cow

A sex position which requires a horizontal tire swing and a very long dick.
Did you have a good time last night?

Yeah we did the corkscrew cow!
by akagipanda February 19, 2022
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Cow Fisting

The act of giving an obese male or female large bruises on their body giving them the appearance of a cow and fisting them
Joe: So what do you like to do on the weekends?
James: Get absolute hammered and go cow fisting!
by JackassMcGhee April 13, 2020
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Cow Cunt

How stand up guys refer to the fat mob wife.
(K-Gizzle.)
"Did you see that fat cow cunt on Mob Wives last night?"
"No, I would never watch that walking skin rash."
by DocDizzle March 03, 2019
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