Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.
Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.
Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.
by MPprince September 2, 2009
Get the Wet Noodlemug. Food for thought, in a literal sense. It is food whose purpose is to fuel a late night study session or any other situation in which the brain is actually to be utilized.
Often used ironically to describe food eaten for a situation from which no good could ever come.
Often used ironically to describe food eaten for a situation from which no good could ever come.
I've got to write this fucking term paper by tomorrow. Go down to the T-bell and get me some goddamned Brahmin noodles, yeah?
Ironically:
Picking up some Brahmin noodles for the cow, then it's back to my place to fuck her to sleep. I sense that the sun will bring regret.
Ironically:
Picking up some Brahmin noodles for the cow, then it's back to my place to fuck her to sleep. I sense that the sun will bring regret.
by SirPuddin September 15, 2009
Get the Brahmin Noodlesmug. It's very cold.
Normally used in an outside setting and by girls.
Being nippy noodles can cause THO in any gender.
Normally used in an outside setting and by girls.
Being nippy noodles can cause THO in any gender.
by Kraytheili May 12, 2009
Get the Nippy Noodlesmug. Tetsuro came to France and became gravely ill with the noodle withdrawal because there are not many noodles served at CROUS.
by jdw39 July 20, 2010
Get the Noodle withdrawalmug. Dude 1: Man, you see that girl? She so fine!
Dude 2: Brosef! That hooker is "ramen noodles." Ya boys ALL slept with the ho.
Dude 2: Brosef! That hooker is "ramen noodles." Ya boys ALL slept with the ho.
by Dictocracker May 22, 2018
Get the Ramen noodlesmug. When you are heading down south to eat out a girl, pull her panties down and find a greasy hot mess of thick noodle like jungle bush that smells of garlic, chili, and chives.
Bro, you took that chick josephine home last night, did you eat it good?
Nah, she only had Singapore Noodles on the menu and they smelled rank.
AH FUCK THATS GROSS. You should have just ate her ass instead.
Nah, she only had Singapore Noodles on the menu and they smelled rank.
AH FUCK THATS GROSS. You should have just ate her ass instead.
by Buttslang May 10, 2019
Get the Singapore Noodlesmug. by stollicharleston December 21, 2021
Get the Danger noodlemug.