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the person with the smoothest balls of any given group
have you SEEN Noah's balls? they're smooth as a baby's bottom
Noah by crupeycrumpet February 18, 2021
That a-hole kid in your class that always tries every way he can to annoy the hell outta you.
"Bro I got this NOAH in my class, they're so annoying I swear."
"Same man, Why can't they just disappear?"
Noah by OofioisAngyLOL March 8, 2021
The strongest and cutest person you will ever meet, if he is your friend, K.I.T, if he is your boyfriend, marry him, he is strong, he has perverted humor but isn't a perv, he is multi-trick pony he never stops surprising his friends, and he is the best person ever
"Wow every girl just Immediately went for him"
"Yep that's Noah for you"
Noah by Elizabith is good March 13, 2021
He is so radical.
Person 1 "Noah is radical

Person 2 "dude we are at a funeral"
Noah by NoahThePerfect March 29, 2021
Noah is a nice, caring, big dick boyfriend- who loves his girlfriend and wants to have babies with her. He’ll do anything for the things he loves and is confident in his relationship.
Person A: isn’t that Noah over there trying a kick flip?
Person B: oh yeah! That is Noah. I love him so much.
Noah by Babynoahsgf April 4, 2021
A great boyfriend and friend. Knows how to treat people kindly when he wants to, when he loves he loves hard, the best person out there, someone that will beat you if you mess with their family and friends and will do little things with you. He enjoys the little things but also very outgoing and loud.
girl 1: ayo noah lemme get some drugssss
noah: no gtfo
girl 2: I fell and I split my knee cap open
noah: aww my poor sweet baby come here🥺🥺
Noah by ∆¶✓ April 12, 2021