The boldest toker the south of Ireland has ever seen. Known for his ability to smoke 9 j’s and still attend his little cousin decos communion in ballymun community parish church.
That young buck Noah Murphy might be my child’s father. — grange moth
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Noah Atemas also known as Mr. Steal Your Girl can always be found googling random shit and looking at wikipedia.
He especially enjoys rap music videos from the 18th centurie

Noah Atemas suffers from an obsession with Emma Watson and Jenna Ortega and for some reason he seems to consistently end up on Rule 34 websites.

With an exceptionally good hairline Noah Atemas dominates any room he enters.

He is a women magnet, so please believe it, unless your game is tight and you trust her, don't bring her around him because, he's a flirt
- Hey what are you doing
- Just looking at Drake's wikipedia. Did you know that he was born October 24, 1986 and is a Canadian rapper, singer and actor.
- Holy fuck that is such a Noah Atemas moment
by Noah Atemas' new girlfriend February 20, 2023
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a stupid man
a bad man
shit at everything
fuck you noah hollingum!
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A name for an unforgettable boy. He loves music, maybe to much. He’ll steal your heart and probably break it too. Noah is the kind of guys you don’t really need in life, but he’s still there. Even when you don’t want him to, he’ll be there.
P1-who’s that?

P2- that’s Noah Leonard.

P3- who’s Noah Leonard

P1- ummmmmm

P2– welllll

P3- oooooh Noah Leonard, that guys the best!

P1-really?! I hate him!

P2-yea are you dumb?!
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A person who loves women and nothing else
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The most fetching and hunky guy you'll find on this planet. Legend says his shaft is well above 19 inches long.
I pray to Noah Longo every day because I'm scared of his devilish weapon.
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Beware, Bad Noah appears at first sight to be a regular Noah. But don't be fooled, under intelligent caring persona he is a calculating philanderer.

Bad Noah will make sure you can't sit down the next day, and you'll still thank him for it.

Bad Noah will use every trick in the book to convince you that only you can save him from dispare.

Bad Noah has nailed every female you know. Even your Mum.
Debbie: I would let Bad Noah wreak me, and I'm not even ashamed.
by TheGoldenGlitch September 14, 2021
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