NERD The Focus and Energy Beverage

NERD The Focus and Energy Beverage gives you focus/memory enhancers and energy. The drink is becoming famous among college students because it helps them focus and stay energized.

I always study with NERD The Focus and Energy Beverage

by square222 March 17, 2009

Nerd Hole

Orifice out of which useless trivia about various geeky topics, such as science fiction TV or computers, is spewed.

Dude! Nobody cares about Firefly anymore! Shut your nerd hole!

by Pryderi2 April 14, 2010

Nerd Quota

Limiting the amount of "nerdy" references you can make during a specific time period. This can be a personal goal or imposed by an annoyed friend. The effort is protect yourself from appearing lame.

EX: One Harry Potter reference a day; two Star Wars references if they're particularly clever; and one Twilight reference if it won't cause sexuality confusion.

Friend: How did you get home from the bars last night?
Me: I apparated.
Friend(Nerd Quota Enforcer): That's one.

by harrymotherfuckingpotter August 9, 2010

Nerd Showing

(n) late night screening of a movie, usu. midnight release on Thursday nights

Jose waited with the rest of those twifags for three hours in line at the nerd showing just so they could see it first.

by Van Devious August 11, 2010

neardead

old or elderly person

Neardeads are the connection between Social Security and slot machines.

by Gpa Lep! April 12, 2011

Nerd Sport

A game that game enthusiasts (mainly nerds/geeks) watch or play for entertainment.

DUDE! DID YOU SEE THE MATCH BETWEEN LiquidTLO AND aTnDarKFoRcE IN STARCRAFT II ON YOUTUBE!? IT WAS FREAKIN' AMAZING!

YEAH I SAW IT! ONE OF THE COMMENTS MENTIONED WHAT I WAS THINKING: "THIS IS A NERD SPORT!"

by Ophaq August 20, 2011

Nerdaphobia

Senseless hatred towards nerdy people. Usually held be people who are homophobic as well.

Tom- "LOL!!! That dude is playing RuneScape. I'm gonna go play football and be cool."

Bobby- "Then leave I have to continue doing this quest! Good riddance!"

Tom- "Sorry my nerdaphobia is kicking in."

by waterbottle2343434343 November 4, 2011