by C1air3_b3ar January 17, 2022
☆ Goth mommy: A Goth Mommy, often recognized for her distinct and alluring gothic aesthetic, is a woman of unique charm and individuality. Embracing the allure of the dark and mysterious, she carries herself with an enchanting blend of sophistication and rebellion. Standing tall with a gracefully curvy silhouette, she exudes an unmistakable air of confidence and poise that sets her apart in any crowd. Her wardrobe is a canvas of dark and dramatic fashion, adorned with ornate lace, velvet, and unconventional accessories that reflect her non-conformist spirit. ☆
The goth mommy, with her striking presence and darkly elegant attire, stood out at the art gallery, effortlessly blending her unique aesthetic with the vibrant colors of the eclectic exhibits. -
by . ' 𝓭 𝒾 𐒄 ' January 23, 2024
by TTinyDDancer07 March 24, 2022
by daddyreggie July 21, 2022
The mommy milkers server js a great discord server with the members:Raashi,Marwa,Zoya,Haseenah,Sarah,Mary,Miko,Tyco,Raf,sexytoes,kei,Mina,Lia,Leah,Yuna,Kiyo,Mikaela,Jey,Dani,Samuel,Isiah,Minamint,Zeke,Fifi,Squishyballs and as last but not least Charlotte james.
by Sadiehubbb May 06, 2022
The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.
Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"
Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"
Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?
Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."
Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"
Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"
Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Jacques: ...
Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"
Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?
Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."
Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"
Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"
Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Jacques: ...
by laserswordofdeath +3 November 04, 2017