cartman's mom

a.) someone who has sex with EVERYONE.

b.) eric cartmans mom from south park

a.) girl: i heard michelle had sex with tom last night!
guy: really?! i heard she did it with amy!
girl2: what a slag, i heard she fucked a plant!
guy: yeah i know, shes such a cartman's mom!

by southparklovah August 5, 2010

Mom's Butt

This phenonmenon has been around since at least the 80's. It is defined as the elongation or widenty of a mother's butt when she wears jeans/pants that are too tight, too short, or too high in the waist. One does not have to be a mom to aquire mom's butt. One does also not need to be fat to aquire mom's butt. However, there is a vast cohort of Mom's Butt sporters at youth soccer games. A true mom's butt shows a panty-line that usually is uneven due to a "wedgie". Pockets are usually too small and too high on the pants, thus, creating the mom's butt shape.

Everyone can experience mom's butt. There is a make-your-own mom's butt method that you can do at home. First put on a pair of jeans. Second, pull them up as high as you can, almost to wear they cut you. Then bend over a little and look in a mirror from behind. MOM'S BUTT!

by justjacq May 10, 2004

your mom

the answer to all lifes questions and queries.

you: whats the meaning of life?
me: your mom

you: what we having for tea tonight?
me: your mom

you: wheres sam?
me: with your mom

by DinkyDizzy May 8, 2005

rachy's mom

an epicly awesomely epic mother

Rachy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Rachy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Rachy's mom

by thesexmonkayy February 1, 2009

Bitch mom

An outright asshole mother

Sandy Tran

Did you see that bitch mom drop kick her kid!?!

by Plan man June 29, 2015

Target mom

Those basic white bitches who now occupy their time drinking wine walking the isles of target with their mom bods litening to 90s alternative rock.

Look at all those target mom's in the mosh pit at the Goo Goo Dolls concert.

by Biofuel-Et July 28, 2017

Soccor Mom

A soccor mom is someone who drives a huge ass SUV, and is just annoying.

They are feminazis and they are the reason parental controls exist. They call their kids angels, and dont care if they go to prison for murder, they are still angels to them.

Soccor mums also have stickers like "My kid is a proud graduate of (insert name here) elementary school" or "My kid plays for (insert town or city name) soccor league"

You can also pick them out from a croud because they drive at like 40-50mph on the interstate, with a 55-70mph speed limit.

So next time you go to suburban america, watch out for them, and walk away if you see one.

Ex1:
Person: buys a copy of red dead redemption 2 at gamestop
Soccor mum: HEY DONT GET THAT THERE ARE KIDS PRESENT
Person: shut up
Soccor Mum: MY KIDS CANT HEAR THAT THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR YOU!
Ex2:
Person: gets in a crash because soccer mom is going 35 mph on a 65mph speed limit freeway
Soccor mom: OMG YOU CRASHED MY CAR!
Person: no, you were going 35 mph in a -
Soccor mom: OMG BRADLEYS GONNA BE LATE FOR (insert sport or activity here)!!
Person: Youll have to pay
Soccor Mom: YOU HAVE TO PAY!!
Soccor mom: *drives away*

by Swag-o-Cato February 19, 2019