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matt christoff

usually a male who has a twin she- brother who's dad is suicidal.. he/she's dad has white hair and looks 70 but is actually 25. Matt stutters (for ex: ehhhh) and is really fat but thinks that everyone thinks he's cool. he wears the same clothes all the time and has a weak shoe game. man... he's gay... won't stop giving rainbows!
Kids, never grow up to be a Matt Christoff!
by ehhhh that's gay 67 June 14, 2016
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Mataya

Mataya is the sexiest person. and the thiccest. and the gayest. only real people met a mataya.
mataya is awesome. everything about her.
by coolerthanyou02 April 24, 2019
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matt

a word used to describe a sexy male homosapien in his prime of life. often times a Sexy Beast who is known to get with the ladies. Using sexual innuendos a matt carefully picks out his babe and executes with precision.
Shanon: Hey, look at that matt over there, hes a beast
Lin: Ahhhh, I know what you mean! Let's go over there!
by Dolphins69 March 11, 2008
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Matt Nonced

to be left in a room on your own by all of your friends with one annoying person who has shit chat and will not let you leave the room before they have told you pointless things about their life which knowone cares about.
"no dont go in that room"
"why?"
"because we have all just left Phil behind to get matt nonced with some complete tit"
by Mr Ngog December 9, 2009
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Masty

Verb originating from the noun masturbation. Used as slang in small parts of South-East England such as Harwich. Means the same as wank; jerking it; jacking off etc

wank masturbation jerking off jacking off
Our mate Tango was rustling in the night, I could have sworn he was having a masty so now he's known as Masty Tango
by MastyTango August 2, 2016
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matt green

by Oh daddy a triple April 4, 2017
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Marty McFly

noun or verb
a specific type of threesome with two partners separately but at the same time due to the 'Back to the Future' like time travel that occurs in certain countries on the first Sunday in November at exactly 2AM.
"I had sex with Jessica at 2AM, and precisely one hour later I had sex with Bridge... at the exact same time! Its a Back to the Future threesome! I did a Marty McFly!"
"Whoah, this is heavy."
by Great Scottt February 3, 2019
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