usually a male who has a twin she- brother who's dad is suicidal.. he/she's dad has white hair and looks 70 but is actually 25. Matt stutters (for ex: ehhhh) and is really fat but thinks that everyone thinks he's cool. he wears the same clothes all the time and has a weak shoe game. man... he's gay... won't stop giving rainbows!
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a word used to describe a sexy male homosapien in his prime of life. often times a Sexy Beast who is known to get with the ladies. Using sexual innuendos a matt carefully picks out his babe and executes with precision.
Shanon: Hey, look at that matt over there, hes a beast
Lin: Ahhhh, I know what you mean! Let's go over there!
Lin: Ahhhh, I know what you mean! Let's go over there!
by Dolphins69 March 11, 2008
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"no dont go in that room"
"why?"
"because we have all just left Phil behind to get matt nonced with some complete tit"
"why?"
"because we have all just left Phil behind to get matt nonced with some complete tit"
by Mr Ngog December 9, 2009
Get the Matt Nonced mug.Verb originating from the noun masturbation. Used as slang in small parts of South-East England such as Harwich. Means the same as wank; jerking it; jacking off etc
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Our mate Tango was rustling in the night, I could have sworn he was having a masty so now he's known as Masty Tango
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a specific type of threesome with two partners separately but at the same time due to the 'Back to the Future' like time travel that occurs in certain countries on the first Sunday in November at exactly 2AM.
a specific type of threesome with two partners separately but at the same time due to the 'Back to the Future' like time travel that occurs in certain countries on the first Sunday in November at exactly 2AM.
"I had sex with Jessica at 2AM, and precisely one hour later I had sex with Bridge... at the exact same time! Its a Back to the Future threesome! I did a Marty McFly!"
"Whoah, this is heavy."
"Whoah, this is heavy."
by Great Scottt February 3, 2019
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