Kai Matthews

A degenerate teenager cunt who only thinks about himself and is a huge fucking cunt who would never help anyone on any accord now matter how easy the task is.

Teacher: Tom can you help me move this paper across the room
Tom: No, I'm fine, tell someone else to do it
Others: Wow Tom is such a Kai Matthews.

by swh7777 October 2, 2018

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Matthew Ryan

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.

"hey matthew ryan wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)

by jackson nuts November 30, 2021

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Matthew Richards

A homosexual who lacks friends

Hey that kids a Matthew Richards

by AVeryWiseHeteroSexual January 16, 2018

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matthew the perv

A real bitch who needs an ugly, desperate hooker to fuck him. Watches porn and play Xbox all day. Nerd, desperate, extremely horny all the time looks like shit, Matthew Duke

Matthew the perv tried to grab my ass in math, that whore.

by Matthewhater04 December 13, 2017

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