Beer Math

Commonly used to figure out how many beers or wine coolers have been drank by your friends at a social gathering.

(it's almost never correct)

Party host: "Whoa! the whole 24 pack is gone! how much have you guys drank?"

Guy 1: "Well I drank 6"

Guy 2: "I only had 5"

Party host: "and I had 5, so who drank the last beer?"

Guy 1: "Not me"

Guy 2: "Not me"

Party host: "Fucking beer math!!"

by The God of Pinch Harmonics October 15, 2011

Math Class

A great way to waste time. We will never need to know how many apples we can grow in 6 weeks.

Guy1: yo I got math class next
Guy2: What a waste of time

by True Sh** December 8, 2015

math methods

math for people not quite stupid, but close. dee dee daa, gotta fill up space...

Im in methods, yea, im dumbererst than studys men

by Hhhhh October 4, 2004

math metal

A type of metal, started by The Dillinger Escape Plan, that utilizes extreme talent and complicated arrangements to create a very technical metal sound. See also mathcore.

Norma Jean is considered to be both screamo and math metal.

by naders August 9, 2006

sparx maths

living hell probally the worst homework to exist

"did you do sparx maths in the weekend " " nah noit due in till " proceeds to get thrown into a wall

by mr manequin November 10, 2021

F-Math

Short for “f*#*ing or fabricated math.” Fake numbers used by Donald J. Trump’s dubious lawyers to file his frivolous lawsuits, who claimed with zero proof that the ballot votes in those states where he lost were fraudulent.

The President-Loser refuses to concede defeat to the President-Elect, and wants to use f-math to enrage and encourage his diehard supporters to hold public protests nationwide, which would cast doubt on the legitimacy of the 46th President of the United States.

by MathPlus November 18, 2020

Math for Trees

Do Multiplication tables scare you, Is Adding difficult, is Division too hard to spell...let alone perform? Then Math for Trees is for You! This is math for the <short bus> crew. Hey, maybe spelling is your strongpoint, if you can spell Algebra. Don't feel bad for taking Math for Trees, just don't hit your head again when you fall out of it. See <Falling out of Your Tree>.

I was dropped on my head when I was a child. I'm taking Math -101 in summer school. The Course is called Math for Trees.

by Prozic December 13, 2005