maria will suck you into the black holes behind her eyes and you’ll be introduced to the universe inside of her mind. she’s breathtakingly beautiful. in a way that i cannot explain… when you look at her it’s almost as if your eyes have been kissed by sunflowers. her smile beams like sun rays. and she always looks lovely. her mind is uniquely chaotic and sometimes can’t catch up with her words. when she loves someone, she doesn’t stop. maria loves to eat and really enjoys boba (as long as it isn’t sweet). she’s someone that doesn’t deserve the life she has because she deserves so much more. her goal is always changing. that’s the beauty of maria- her mystery. she’s unpredictable. and although she’s different, you will never be loved the way maria loves you.
by thegirlwhowillneverloveagain August 6, 2022

An innocent loving girl, she will always love you and finds a hard time holding a grudge but she wants the best for everyone, she is incredibly funny and loves making others smile. You will often find her eating in class and bringing your energy up. You are extremely lucky if you have a Maria in your life
by eugene :)) November 18, 2020

She is the most beautiful girl you will ever see! She is also the sweetest, most loyal and kind person ever. She will always be on your side even if you are wrong, if you are wrong she will tell you but still be there for you. She is so amazing and loving. She is really emotional, and sometimes even moody.
random person: wow she is pretty who is she?
Me: that’s Maria alexandra isn’t she awesome and gorgeous!!
Me: that’s Maria alexandra isn’t she awesome and gorgeous!!
by anonymous November 22, 2021

Maria is an intense bitch, she's bigfoot and a lesbian. She's funny and kind when she wants to be, but she's also nasty. She loves tangerines and wearing grandpa's shirt and hats in winter.
That girl looks like Maria (intense lesbian).
She looks like Maria (girl with a face like she's going to fuck up your life)
She looks like Maria (girl with a face like she's going to fuck up your life)
by brocoli66 November 22, 2021

Maria Ines is a great friend. She probably has a long term boyfriend named Mateo. She is funny and never shuts up. She is good at socializing and dresses like a grandma. Has curly dark hair and is very dramatic.
by raccoonattack November 22, 2021

The name ‘Maria’ is the most common name for cougars and older women who date young men. Their curly hair and bubbly personality make them perfectly equip to snatch up young, mostly ginger, short men.
by Anonymoossse November 22, 2021

by Idespiseyou April 16, 2022
