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maria

maria will suck you into the black holes behind her eyes and you’ll be introduced to the universe inside of her mind. she’s breathtakingly beautiful. in a way that i cannot explain… when you look at her it’s almost as if your eyes have been kissed by sunflowers. her smile beams like sun rays. and she always looks lovely. her mind is uniquely chaotic and sometimes can’t catch up with her words. when she loves someone, she doesn’t stop. maria loves to eat and really enjoys boba (as long as it isn’t sweet). she’s someone that doesn’t deserve the life she has because she deserves so much more. her goal is always changing. that’s the beauty of maria- her mystery. she’s unpredictable. and although she’s different, you will never be loved the way maria loves you.
some random: yo you’ve been so happy and at peace lately
me: it’s that maria effect
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Maria

An innocent loving girl, she will always love you and finds a hard time holding a grudge but she wants the best for everyone, she is incredibly funny and loves making others smile. You will often find her eating in class and bringing your energy up. You are extremely lucky if you have a Maria in your life
person 1: * sad *

Maria : do you want some chips? this class is so boring
by eugene :)) November 18, 2020
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Maria Alexandra

She is the most beautiful girl you will ever see! She is also the sweetest, most loyal and kind person ever. She will always be on your side even if you are wrong, if you are wrong she will tell you but still be there for you. She is so amazing and loving. She is really emotional, and sometimes even moody.
random person: wow she is pretty who is she?

Me: that’s Maria alexandra isn’t she awesome and gorgeous!!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Maria

Maria is an intense bitch, she's bigfoot and a lesbian. She's funny and kind when she wants to be, but she's also nasty. She loves tangerines and wearing grandpa's shirt and hats in winter.
That girl looks like Maria (intense lesbian).

She looks like Maria (girl with a face like she's going to fuck up your life)
by brocoli66 November 22, 2021
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Maria Ines

Maria Ines is a great friend. She probably has a long term boyfriend named Mateo. She is funny and never shuts up. She is good at socializing and dresses like a grandma. Has curly dark hair and is very dramatic.
Maria Ines is mad again....
Oh yes, Mateo's girlfriend Maria Ines.
by raccoonattack November 22, 2021
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Maria

The name ‘Maria’ is the most common name for cougars and older women who date young men. Their curly hair and bubbly personality make them perfectly equip to snatch up young, mostly ginger, short men.
Have you seen Ron Weasley’s new girlfriend? She’s nearly 30! She is such a Maria...
by Anonymoossse November 22, 2021
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Maria phobic

When you have no brain cells and don’t listen to Maria.
“I’m not letting you use my d!ck for experiments”
There maria phobic.
by Idespiseyou April 16, 2022
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