Malia

If you find someone named Malia then you are in luck! No matter If she's your Best friend or Girl friend she is just what you need in a person. She is beautiful and stunning. She has beautiful brown hair and is very outgoing. Even though Malia is beautiful on the outside on the inside she suffers and has really bad social anxiety she tells herself that she's ugly and fat when in real life she looks like Tyra Banks from americas next top model She is a great girl friend too! she is extremely affectionate and will brighten up your day no matter what. She is like cheer bear from care bears because she is obsessed with old/vintage things, this leads to her pink/Girly aesthetic. All in all if you know a Malia you know a true Queen

You: Oh, Hey Malia hows it going?
Malia: good! how about you?
You: ive been better
Malia: oh im so sorry, is there anything I can do?

(...Will brighten up your day no matter what.)

Malia: Hey im gonna go thrifting today! Wanna come!
You: uh sure... why tho...
Malia: I wanna find some vintage things, also some cool girly aesthetic clothes

by ThatBishNamedHannah February 16, 2019

duct tape mafia

a mafia that has everything covered in duct tape: shoes' waletes, and even underwear, back packs originated in woodland,ca

all started with a sipmle braclet

wow did you see that hekka cool braclet i got, well im in the Duct tape mafia

by rudaffa November 22, 2007

spermicidal maniac

1 a male who forces a girl to spit out his cum

or 2 a male who jackes it so often that he kills sperm like a homocidal maniac killes people

"wow your a spermicidal maniac i'm a vegitarian and need the protine so i should swallow"

by tttrucker4 June 5, 2005

sister mafia

an organisation of non lesbianic, modern day tricksters who promote female solidarity, and much mischief making toward those who do them wrong. horses, heads, peoples beds are the holy trinity. they have no god father to speak of, but the headquarters are a sight to be seen.

don't fuck with the family

by bearded wisdom January 29, 2004

McJob Mafia

A company that can be described as follows: A) Low paying, low skilled; B) comprised of many 'family units', employees who have brought their relatives and neighbors to work at the company; C)Kills.. err fires people who give 2 weeks notice of leaving.

First American Corporation

by Parker Kennedy February 27, 2004

veronica macias

the most bestest and awesomest female friend a male homosapian can ever dream or wish for, a great advice giver and listener and adventurous gal willing to try anything once. you are the fuckin best!!!!

since the day i saw Veronica Macias i noticed she had the most beautiful jaw-dropping eyes on the face of the earth!!

by its a surprise hahahaa November 21, 2010

Juicebox Mafia

Young liberal bloggers who are insufficiently deferential to Israel's Likud party or its agents within the United States. Generally recognized members include Matthew Yglesias, Ezra Klein, and Spencer Ackerman.

The Juicebox Mafia thinks that Israel's operations in Gaza were a failure. They're self-hating juice!

by grebmorts April 18, 2009