you: whats the meaning of life?
me: your mom
you: what we having for tea tonight?
me: your mom
you: wheres sam?
me: with your mom
me: your mom
you: what we having for tea tonight?
me: your mom
you: wheres sam?
me: with your mom
by DinkyDizzy May 08, 2005
Rachy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Rachy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Rachy's mom
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Rachy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Rachy's mom
by thesexmonkayy February 02, 2009
by Plan man June 21, 2015
Those basic white bitches who now occupy their time drinking wine walking the isles of target with their mom bods litening to 90s alternative rock.
by Biofuel-Et July 29, 2017
A soccor mom is someone who drives a huge ass SUV, and is just annoying.
They are feminazis and they are the reason parental controls exist. They call their kids angels, and dont care if they go to prison for murder, they are still angels to them.
Soccor mums also have stickers like "My kid is a proud graduate of (insert name here) elementary school" or "My kid plays for (insert town or city name) soccor league"
You can also pick them out from a croud because they drive at like 40-50mph on the interstate, with a 55-70mph speed limit.
So next time you go to suburban america, watch out for them, and walk away if you see one.
They are feminazis and they are the reason parental controls exist. They call their kids angels, and dont care if they go to prison for murder, they are still angels to them.
Soccor mums also have stickers like "My kid is a proud graduate of (insert name here) elementary school" or "My kid plays for (insert town or city name) soccor league"
You can also pick them out from a croud because they drive at like 40-50mph on the interstate, with a 55-70mph speed limit.
So next time you go to suburban america, watch out for them, and walk away if you see one.
Ex1:
Person: buys a copy of red dead redemption 2 at gamestop
Soccor mum: HEY DONT GET THAT THERE ARE KIDS PRESENT
Person: shut up
Soccor Mum: MY KIDS CANT HEAR THAT THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR YOU!
Ex2:
Person: gets in a crash because soccer mom is going 35 mph on a 65mph speed limit freeway
Soccor mom: OMG YOU CRASHED MY CAR!
Person: no, you were going 35 mph in a -
Soccor mom: OMG BRADLEYS GONNA BE LATE FOR (insert sport or activity here)!!
Person: Youll have to pay
Soccor Mom: YOU HAVE TO PAY!!
Soccor mom: *drives away*
Person: buys a copy of red dead redemption 2 at gamestop
Soccor mum: HEY DONT GET THAT THERE ARE KIDS PRESENT
Person: shut up
Soccor Mum: MY KIDS CANT HEAR THAT THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR YOU!
Ex2:
Person: gets in a crash because soccer mom is going 35 mph on a 65mph speed limit freeway
Soccor mom: OMG YOU CRASHED MY CAR!
Person: no, you were going 35 mph in a -
Soccor mom: OMG BRADLEYS GONNA BE LATE FOR (insert sport or activity here)!!
Person: Youll have to pay
Soccor Mom: YOU HAVE TO PAY!!
Soccor mom: *drives away*
by Swag-o-Cato February 20, 2019
by landin porson March 10, 2020