McDonald

The surname all ignorant, sub-consciously racist, white British males have. Thinks all black people are from tribes, all Latinos love and eat burritos, and that white people are oppressed. "I'm not racist I have black friends" ass nigga.

Nigga 1: Yo did you here what MrMcdonald said in his last class
Nigga 2: Yeah he asked me which tribe I'm from
Nigga 3: Damn nigga isn't you rich and from the city?
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I told him that and he just asked "but what tribe are you from" again

Nigga 4: Lmao tribe ass nigga
Mr McDonald: That wasn't racist I have black friends

Nigga 2: Oh my bad bro I didn't know

by yomommasfavouritenigga November 23, 2021

McDonald's Raise

Receiving the least satisfying or bare minimum version of something you wanted, like asking for a raise at McDonald's and only getting ten cents.

Me: So did you get those clothes you wanted for Christmas?
Friend: Nope, I just got socks.
Me: Oh so your mom just gave you a McDonald's Raise?
Friend: Pretty much.

by PinkieInTheStinky January 17, 2022

McDonalds

A Place Where Fat People Sue To Get Money. Yes It Is A Place Where Fat People Sue To Get Money.

Random Kid: Let's Go To McDonalds To Get Ice Cream!
Manager: The Ice Cream Machine Is Broken.

by Imposter Gay Balls56565656 January 4, 2022

McDonalds

Mcdonalds is the most unhealthiest foods ever but the fries are good

Mcdonalds is fastfood

by macnchheseyouaregod February 15, 2022

mcdonalds

AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD

Person 1: you want some mcdonalds?
Person 2: AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD-

by yummyinmytummywummyuwu February 16, 2022

mcdonald

some good food

i love mcdonald

by anonymous March 28, 2022

Mcdonalds Hairline

A hairline like lydia ritchie’s. Often reffered to as a “Mcdonalds Hairline” due to it’s resemblance of the letter m.

Joel: have you seen Lydia’s hairline?

Kieran: oh yeah what a dog such a Mcdonalds Hairline

by Ben Dover75 March 30, 2022