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Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...
by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020
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mcdonalds

Person 1: you want some mcdonalds?
Person 2: AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD-
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McDonald's Bathroom Clean

adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.
Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!
by boggler June 29, 2019
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mcdonalds on main

when you present your guilty pleasures publicly in front of friends, family, or a group of people
"hey guys i came back from work early"
"why do you have a hentai profile picture"
"...uh..."
"my dude did you just pull a mcdonalds on main? haha"
"...if that's what you want to call it, yes"
by drive me to drink December 12, 2018
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McDonald's Option

A technique for getting decisions and perhaps even consensus from a group. This is most useful for groups who are stalled on making a decision, be it big or small.

The name comes from a common problem when a group is trying to decide where to go for lunch. Often everyone will say "I don't care, where do you want to go?" and it is not until someone makes an unpopular suggestion that their true opinion is voiced. The catalyst of saying "McDonald's!" as a proxy for the bad choice will push the group members into offering alternatives. Quickly a decision that is not McDonald's is selected.
Jennifer sketched a new website homepage design with a purposeful emphasis with the wrong call to action. This McDonald's option allowed the stakeholders to describe what corrections were needed to get to the right design.
by Woody4life August 25, 2013
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McDonalds

A Place Where Fat People Sue To Get Money. Yes It Is A Place Where Fat People Sue To Get Money.
Random Kid: Let's Go To McDonalds To Get Ice Cream!
Manager: The Ice Cream Machine Is Broken.
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dalton mcdonald

by Sjevduxbdjdjdjsnsn November 27, 2018
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