litertarded

someone who always thinks that the movie came first and or only reads books from movies and is stunned when to find that there not the same

person 1: you know lord of the rings was a book by j.r.r tolkin

person 2: no way the movie first

person 1: thats cause your a moron he also wrote the hobbit roverandom and many more so gtfo

person 2: oh yah how do you know

person 1: 1) im not litertarded 2) tolkin was around before movies were invented so gtfo

by booksrule April 15, 2009

Literously

Literal. It's the new way to say literal. Literal isn't literally used as literal anymore. We need a new literal. Literally, this is it.

Literal + seriously = literously; it's seriously literal.

I literally thought of this word like, just now. But literously I thought of this word about a couple hours ago.

by Jay Dubaya August 10, 2010

Literary Therapy

Purposefully reading books in order to escape from your own problems, either by reading biographies about people who have had harder lives than you, or fiction to give you hope that there is something better, somewhere.

Man, I've had such a bad day, I can't believe I only got an 80% on that last exam - I'm heading to Chapters for some literary therapy. I'm sure someone in the Gaza strip has a harder life than I do.

by 521098 January 25, 2011

literass

Web denizen who consistently deconstructs every post because they take things too literally. Typically unable to understand sarcasm.

Kenneth is such a literass, he thinks he's been unfriended by multiple people because he's right. But it's because he doesn't get sarcasm and is annoying about it.

by NoSacredCow July 13, 2015

literally my life

A term used primarily by white teen-girls trying to discribe how one thing relates to them on a personal level.

"She slept in all day yesterday. Thats like.. literally my life."

by Romeo and Deviet July 6, 2016

literally every word in the urban dictionary

Sex . the end . what do you except from an "URBAN" dictionary !

*innocently search for slang terms* *founds that literally every word in the urban dictionary has a relation with sex*

by Rekt42069 January 6, 2017

Literal Thinker

A person that takes what you say literally, unless otherwise explained. All jokes aside type of person

A person that has little gray area.

A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.

Benjamin is such a literal thinker when reading my innocent text messages

by Just for you BJ May 21, 2017