literass 

Web denizen who consistently deconstructs every post because they take things too literally. Typically unable to understand sarcasm.

Kenneth is such a literass, he thinks he's been unfriended by multiple people because he's right. But it's because he doesn't get sarcasm and is annoying about it.

literass by NoSacredCow July 13, 2015

literassture 

Literature engraved on the clothing of the buttocks region of a female. Usually includes a slogan or witty catchphrase, but more commonly indicates a university name.

"Did you read that literassture on Jessica's shorts? It said UCLA, but it took me awhile to read it."

literassture by Edrees January 15, 2008

Literasty

A dark and insatiable lust for books, particularly well written works with memorable dirty bits.

In the grips of m incurable literasty I searched all over town to find a still existing book store that would sell me Tom Spaunbauer's book The Man Who Fellin Love with the Moon.

Literasty by Persephone 1111 March 8, 2013

literals

when you type in literaly but autocorrect plans to fuck you and instead you say literals.

"I literals did the same thing"
"what?"
"fuck! not again"

literals by savethedolpherns February 10, 2021