left right centre

left right centre is a game 2 boys play whilst walking behind 3 girls and you choose out of the 3 which has a nicer ass

johno: * 3 girls walking infront* oi david, left right centre?
david :hhmm left for sure, right and centre have no ass

by bullcrap51 April 9, 2017

My left toenail

A toenail on the left of your body/if you have a extra toenail somewhere ells

My left toenail is on my foot

by hello guys i make good info October 22, 2020

left hand black

Ink absorbed on both the heel and fingers of the left hand, resulting from a left handed person writing with an ink pen and smearing his/her own newly inked text as they etch across the page from left to right.

Oh, my left hand black has exposed me once again. As the only southpaw, the teacher will quickly discover that it was me passing smudged notes in class.

by jawa nomad June 16, 2017

Eyebrows left the sever

The only roast a 9 year old knows

Hey ur eyebrows left the sever out of here

by Ethan griffin August 23, 2019

left hand texting

When in the middle of a texting conversation one person’s correspondence gets slow due to masterbating with the dominant, or right, hand and thus only being left to text responses with the non-dominate, or left, hand.

Tony: “Why so slow the the responses?”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”

by NaughtyTwin October 22, 2017

Extreme Left Bacist

State-backed individual that is extremely bacist and has extremely far left political view and denies verifiable fax on a near daily basis.

Have you seen Adams Twitter feed? He's state-posting on an extreme left bacist.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023

stanky left toe

when your nan is such a fat cow and wont kill herself and die already

mate your nan is such a stanky left toe fame she wont slit her wrists and give me her pension money your mans need avon

by sexy left toe December 14, 2019