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fart knocking

the act of when a man farts on a girls boobs
by human.0 December 25, 2017
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Knick Knock

The activity of KNOCKING and running away from a door!

Not Knick Knack as its refered to by people from Dublin.

A Knick Knack is a useless item found within a home, not something used in knocking on a door and running away.
Come on! Will we Knick Knock his house?
by Soffy January 4, 2020
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Knock n’ talk

1. In investigation, when police interrogate neighbors.

2. Slang for casual sex.
No, I didn’t sleep with your boyfriend, I just stopped by for a “knock n’ talk”.

What are you doing tonight?” “Oh, I thought I’d do some ‘knock n’ talks’”

He’s not my boyfriend. That was just a “knock n’ talk”.
by Romeo911 January 31, 2020
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Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020
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nik a knock

Where you knock on somebody’s door and than run away before they open it
We just nik a knocked someone’s house and almost got caught.
by Ionreallyknow May 18, 2020
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tree knocking

A scare tactic that Big Foot used to scare people out of the forest
While hiking in the forest we heard tree knocking and made a hasty exit.
by The squatcher Dr August 14, 2020
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Cock Knock

Knocking someone out then proceeding to suck them off.
John: someone attack me yesterday.
Juan: You all right?
John: yeah, i Cock Knocked the guy.
by Πσεθδονυμ August 20, 2020
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