The Smurf Kiss

When taking a shit in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and the blue water splashes back up to your ass.

Gavin was oddly aroused by the cool sensation of the Smurf Kiss after sweating one out in the hot porta-shitter.

by ReconFreak May 23, 2022

Nutella kiss

The act of dropping a small amount of Nutella onto a piece of furniture (most commonly, computers) and then licking it off.

Dude, I had to give my keyboard the Nutella kiss this morning.

by cl4ssy September 6, 2012

the kiss of life

The sex position where the girl sits on the boys shoulders and her pussy is in his face, then he starts licking and sucking her pussy

Sammy: “jack gave me the kiss of life last night”

Trinity: “Really I wish I could get the kiss of life!”

by Protoscan March 17, 2018

Coochie Kiss

To give an individual a kiss on the vagina

“hey Tiffany, you want a side of coochie kiss with that dick?”

by coochie crusader June 27, 2019

Eskihoe Kisses

When somebody is sucking a dick and rubs the tip of it across their nose back and forth like an Eskimo Kiss

She was sucking my dick the other day and then she started to give it Eskihoe Kisses.

by Butts bro August 24, 2016

Mercy kiss

When someone teases someone by flirting with them even though they will never get to be with them.

Bella blew a mercy kiss at me today even though she rejected me.

by shovel breaker January 12, 2022

Slumch kiss

When your boyfriend cums in your mouth and you spread the cum on your lips and kiss his asshole with it, exchanging the cum

My god, I gave Georgie a slumch kiss last night. It was so hot!

by MssyBarnes February 19, 2021