True Aaron Kelly Fan

- someone who is deeply inspired by him. someone who has loved him ever since the beginning, who occasionally cries just because of how beautiful he sings; someone who doesnt see anyone else like him

Person 1 : Who are you listening to?
Person 2 : Aaron Kelly *tear*
Person 1 : aw dont cry! Whats Wrong?
Person 2 : .......his voice is just so amazing :')
Person 1 : Wow you definetly look like a True Aaron Kelly Fan

by AaronKellyLuver June 11, 2010

i love you kelly

pilo loves you kelly

"i love you kelly" -pilo
"i love you too pilo" -kelly

by iampeelo February 1, 2022

Machine Gun Kelly Jelly

The act of rapid ejaculation inside a girl, im talking 55 nuts in less than 30 seconds

Bruh. That girl mouth skill is crazy, made me pull off a machine gun kelly jelly and everything

by IssaMysteryy August 31, 2019

R-kelly lap dance

When a woman pays a stripper to piss or shit on the woman's breast. Aka when R-kelly did to an underage girl.

The man at club requested a special R-kelly lap dance, for 150$!

by The_Blue_Mikaw April 10, 2019

That's What Kelly Said

Replacing
"That's what she said" with "That's what Kelly said"

Men poking Girl with Pencil.

Girl:If you poke me with that one more time, I'll snap it in half.

Boy: That's what Kelly said

by Matt The Groovylicious December 29, 2007

Kelly my slime

Kelly is honestly really cool, although she’s on the fence about 80s music and her favorite color is white. She really likes jokes about Nazis and the gays. No matter what she’ll say that she sounds like a dude and looks like a rat. But honestly my ender pearls that only land in cute girls dms always be landin in her dms so what’s up

Yo yo yo it’s Kelly my slime

by Primarysqueeze July 1, 2019

Kelly Dawn Nicole Thomas

Also known as "KDNT", pronounced "K-Don't". Stands for a stupid whore who is the most hypocritical woman on Earth. A KDNT person likes to have sex and boast about it to everyone she knows.

Farmer 1: My wife was fuckin' my crops, she's such a KiDon't..

Farmer 2: Yeah, hillybill.. what a Kelly Dawn Nicole Thomas.

Farmer 1: Word, rednecker.

by RetroAsphyxia March 7, 2011