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Jonathan

Jonathan
Jonathan
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Jonathan

A person who would really appreciate if everyone stopped posting what their name means.
Oh wow look, Jonathan is really over our shit
by Correa123fuckoff November 24, 2021
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Jonathan Day

A guy that will knock on your door and not run only to stand there and make the situation a little bit more uncomfortable.
Jonathan also likes to drink beer and go missing on the beach.
It’s all fun and games until Jonathan Day goes missing
by PantyDroppinGT June 19, 2018
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Jonathan

He is so ugly, stupid and weak. He is such a Jonathan!
by The best man ever123456789 February 24, 2017
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Jonathan

Jonathan’s are known to be raging alcoholics with massive shlongs. Though they are lazy Jonathan’s can be god like at sports.
Jonathan’s facial hair grows down to his ball fro.
by James coney March 18, 2022
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Jonathan

Call me one word he’s a fucking pussy eat pussy for Brett breakfast
Jonathan Advil
by Jonathan pussy head August 10, 2020
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