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Jon is the sweetest boy with the biggest smile, he listens to a lot of music, and plays guitar. He seems very mysterious in public but under all of that he’s probably thinking about his girlfriend and his next snack.
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by Thumperdough November 25, 2023
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Jon is the sweetest boy with the biggest smile. Very few people know his true self as he keeps his personal feelings to himself, but the few that do know he’s an amazing person with a big heart. He’s very empathetic and kind. Jon spends his time listening to music, playing guitar, and thinking about his girlfriend. In school he tries to be mysterious, but under all of that he’s probably listening to tv girl and playing Pokémon go on his phone.
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by Thumperdough November 25, 2023
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Gay ass motherfucker who eats his own smegma and jerks to p diddy and his big ass baldie head. In his freetime he fucks dogs and acts like a furry for 5 bucks.
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A semen and maple stripe slurry added to Michigan pancakes.
Alice: whip up some Jon for my pancakes.
Bob: okay, gimme a minute
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jon is a one of a kind guy. hes a daft cunt and can often fluent in malay. he has many talents! jon is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and the way he forgets takeaways are impressive. if you ever have the pleasure of meeting a jon, keep him around.
"that guy looks like a jon"
"yeah weird how is son is asian"
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Jon Andreas

English teacher that is identified as a yappatron 4000.

Jon Andreas. "Today class, we are going to talk about democracy"
Proceeds to talk about relationships and how they are connected to democracy and never explains what democracy is
Arkan: "Jon Andreas is always yapping"
Amor: "Yeah, I've heard he identifies as a yappatron 4000"
by bombarompaclart January 25, 2024
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