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Joint Guard

The person in the group that is designated to hold the weed whilst the group is moving areas. Usually a dumber person, such as certain jocks or the distant friends.
Brian is so weird, the only reason we keep him around is to be the Joint Guard .
Joint Guard by Evan_Dayhoff March 17, 2018
Adjective: Used to describe a particularly small, but fast, foot stepping motion. Often seen in professional sports.
Pese: That jink in Tohu's step is mad.
Matt: what does jink mean?
Brad : think he means step
Jink by free_wifi May 11, 2018

Joint Venture 

When your “friend’s and family” cyber stalk you and make fun of you. And you want to crawl under a rock and cry but life must go on.
Sally sat outside dumbfounded and too scared to go anywhere, that joint venture broke her spirit.
Joint Venture by LuvUevenIf May 17, 2018
A holy stick of green beauty & a folded piece of card, wrapped in a thin layer of paper. Pinched & twisted at the end. Using a lighter to ignite the tip of the joint, place it between your soft, watering lips. When you first inhale, you don't expect much. But the moment that smoke travels down your throat to your lungs, you can't get enough. Hold the smoke for several seconds then release that gorgeous cloud. Repetitively do this, until you are left with the resin. A collection of saliva, burnt flakes & larger chunks of the chop. The resin can either be removed and used in a glass device such as a bong/pipe or you can carry on inhaling the resin. However, it has a sour/stingy taste to it. Not too pleasant. But worth the high.

1 Sentence Summary for "Joint": A roll of chopped marijuana in thin paper, ignited at the tip and then used like a straw to get high.
Example 1:

Man 1: Hey man, you got a bong to smoke this.
Man 2: Nah dude, I never smoke from bongs. They're unclean & share so many germs. Possible to contain HIV.
Man 1: So what we gonna smoke this with then
Man 2: Joints of course! It personally gets me higher. And so easy to use. And simple to hide
Man 1: Alright, well blaze it up man

Example 2:
Johnny smashed his bong, lent his pipe to a friend, had no tobacco for a blunt, ran out of brownie mix, had no money for other edibles & didn't charge his vape the night before. So he was left with his favourite way of taking in weed... JOINTS!! WHOOP WHOOP!
Joint by L U C I D May 28, 2018
A holy stick of green beauty & a folded piece of card, wrapped in a thin layer of paper. Pinched & twisted at the end. Using a lighter to ignite the tip of the joint, place it between your soft, watering lips. When you first inhale, you don't expect much. But the moment that smoke travels down your throat to your lungs, you can't get enough. Hold the smoke for several seconds then release that gorgeous cloud. Repetitively do this, until you are left with the resin. A collection of saliva, burnt flakes & larger chunks of the chop. The resin can either be removed and used in a glass device such as a bong/pipe or you can carry on inhaling the resin. However, it has a sour/stingy taste to it. Not too pleasant. But worth the high.

1 Sentence Summary for "Joint": A roll of chopped marijuana in thin paper, ignited at the tip and then used like a straw to get high.
Example 1:

Man 1: Hey man, you got a bong to smoke this.
Man 2: Nah dude, I never smoke from bongs. They're unclean & share so many germs. Possible to contain HIV.
Man 1: So what we gonna smoke this with then
Man 2: Joints of course! It personally gets me higher. And so easy to use. And simple to hide
Man 1: Alright, well blaze it up man

Example 2:
Johnny smashed his bong, lent his pipe to a friend, had no tobacco for a blunt, ran out of brownie mix, had no money for other edibles & didn't charge his vape the night before. So he was left with his favourite way of taking in weed... JOINTS!! WHOOP WHOOP!
Joint by L U C I D May 28, 2018
A hip way of saying Yo.
Joint, I don't want no trouble, joint, I just want to window pizza
joint by petersengraph May 29, 2018