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Aiden Johnson

10B's Reserve.
by AvrilIts July 16, 2020
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Johnson juice

The hot steamy liquid that erupts out of your penis when your exceed 2000 strokes
Person 1: “Man I was going to town on my dick last night!”
Person 2: “Did you blow that Johnson Juice?”
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Lynching a Johnson

The act of pleasuring one self with the use of one's hand
Scott was caught lynching a johnson at work the other day.
by Misha1369 September 29, 2009
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MINI JOHNSON

A LARGE CLITORIS. CALLED A MINI JOHNSON IN THAT IT RESEMBLES A SMALL PENIS.
I REACHED MY HAND DOWN REBECCA'S PANTS AND COULD SWEAR SHE HAD A MINI JOHNSON...HER CLIT WAS HUGE!
by DR. BLAQ July 20, 2010
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archie johnson

u are u an "archie johnson"
by gonover October 5, 2023
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Sir Johnson

The most handsome guy someone will ever meet. He is caring, shy, and willing to do anything for someone who he cares for. He's strong and very athletic. He is sexy but doesn't show it off. The kind of guy any girl would love to have.
Sir? Sir Johnson?

Oh Sir. He's great.
by Tatiana Smith December 21, 2008
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Benjamin Johnson

Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’
by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019
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