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Jesse

The sexiest man on planet Earth, and most of all the best friend. Anyone with this name automatically has a 14 inch horse cock when soft, we don't even talk about them while their hard. :hot_face:
Samantha: OMG Jesse railed me and split my cervix into 5 pieces with his horse cock I love him.
by AngelicPvp March 24, 2021
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Jesse boutet

Jesse is the funniest and hottest guy you will meet if you are ever feeling down just give Jesse a text message and by the end of it you will be happy as shit
Random Person: I Wish Jesse Was Here Right Now I’m So Bored

Jesse Boutet: Did Someone Say My Name

Random Person: Let’s goo your here!!!!
by IsmaelKhalid420846 April 22, 2024
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jess

jess i a blonde she is dumb and short. she has daddy issues. jess doesn't know how to tie her shoe laces and her friends keep trying to teach her but she is partly deaf. She has adhd and she is dyslexic. Which is not bad thing it makes her funner. Her bad qualities are the fact that she makes a big deal over the pen lid u stole from her as a joke but, u can never stay mad at her she my bestiee.
jess u bitch
by apersonmatee September 5, 2022
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Jess

Jess is a lovely friend but will constantly weave dance into every conversation. They perceive themselves as the Billy Elliot's of the world despite never making it further than their village hall dance lessons.
PERSON 1: I've taken up running
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!
by milbooo January 29, 2024
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Lucas Jesse

Oh Rah I do love to drink with my mates, oh rah I sound like a Lucas Jesse
by UltraHalo April 1, 2024
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Jess

Oh my Jess
by Jess is almighty November 23, 2021
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Jesse

Very big penis and gets pussy 🐱
Yo did u here Jesse has a big pp
by Very black Jesus November 27, 2021
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