jeff from accounting

A piece of shit

You know who you are Jeff from accounting, you know who you are.

by The crown tundra69 August 4, 2020

Jeff Bozos

jeff boh-zohs

Noun / Roast

A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities in either online, or in business/social circles:

- Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).

- Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).

- Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.

- Markets himself as a CEO, founder, or visionary but can't even understand the technical aspects of the business, much less justify the model.

Synonyms: Budget Bezos, Clown Mogul, Fake Flex CEO.

“Bro I have an idea that could change the world. You do the coding, I’ll handle the business side.”
“Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos.”

by irobuang August 30, 2025

Jeff

A synonym for crackhead.

John is a jeff.

by PepeJeff March 13, 2021

Alabama Jeff

A cool kid; someone who owns a fidget spinner and spins the shit out of it whilst playing Minecraft on Windows 98, all while making a video on cool spinner tricks.

OH SHIT! DURV IS AN ALABAMA JEFF!!!!

by underscoretwitter May 27, 2017

Jeff Molina

Jeff Molina is an mixed martial arts athlete currently competing in the UFC flyweight division. He is the best looking flyweight and is rumored to have the largest penis in the division.

Jeff Molina’s striking skills are unparalleled in the flyweight devision.

by Oak Clif Killer November 23, 2021

Jeff hggyyhncvuhntrhunter

eating on a roller coaster wile playing fortnite battle pass i just pooped out my butt

I being jeff hggyyhncvuhntrhunter

by jeff bazos12345678910 September 19, 2023

Doing a Jeff

The act of smoking a bowl of sticky and a Marboro Black Non-menthol in unison.

"hey man, my lungs hurt from doing a jeff."

by frugalgoogler December 31, 2020