Jake Paul

a 23 yr old who thinks he’s a savage because he commits the crime of saying ‘what are those’ to normal news reporters. He also thinks he can clickbait assault for views when even his 3 yr old girl fans are smart enough to Realise that it’s as fake as unicorns and fairy’s

Johnny: Hey! Jake Paul’s on the news

Jeff: oh god, you might as well just change the channel to my little pony
Johnny: yeah this burns my eyes

by Please save humanity October 9, 2020

Jake Gyllenhaal

Boo Foo'd; getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!

by H-Town SLY July 16, 2008

jake thompson

a random pedophile lurking in the woods raping children with a floppy dildo.

wow what a jake thompson

by a random pedophile called jare October 29, 2014

Jake K

He’s a bit of a trouble maker, if he wants he’ll hangout out with Nathan and his brother to do something crazy

He likes to torment an old lady by ding dong ditching her, he doesn’t care what people think about him.

Bro did you see Jake K got arrested?

Jake K is so cool, but his cousin Nathan’s cute

by wewillburntogether October 27, 2019

Jake Brake

When you're in the midst of receiving a sloppy beej and she gives a hearty blow that produces a rippling sound, similar to that of a Jake brake.

I went to the local truck stop and received one hell of a Jake Brake from Tammy the lot lizard....good thing nobody lit a match because there was diesel spillage everywhere.

by Jakebrakes69 March 11, 2022

jake morris

normally a man with an abnormally large baty,can be a gentleman however he belongs to the streets with his side hoe madison beer no main hoe tho,he a real nigga.

"yo that guy a chad"
theo"no hes a jake morris"!

by jakessidehoe August 20, 2020

Jake Paul

A human that many mistake as a dildo

And that would explain his fan base of horny teen girls

Jake Paul is a dildo

by @6_nachos August 7, 2017