Jacob stockton

Jacob can be a little wankstain but I really do love him as my mate , I remember when we all slept in my back garden in a tent and he pissed in a lucozade bottle and threw it over someone's fence .

Jacob stockton has a massive pp

by Toby mcgurk November 22, 2021

Jacob

Tall and built like a twig, can beat your grandma at scrabble, will steal your girl. He is extremely awkward and clumsy will probs drop his own kid. Walks like a giraffe.

Jacob, why is it so small?

by Areyoudoingjuju November 22, 2021

Jacob

A party pooper

That guy’s really being Jacob right now.

by rubellaspreads November 23, 2021

Jacob thang

A gay black Burmese person, who tends to make fun of bawi hup and sui ku nu.

Bro that girl breath is stinky!
Stop being a Jacob Thang bruh

by Psusijejss November 23, 2021

Jacob Davies

Dumb cunt with load mouth

Fuck you can hear a Jacob Davies from here

by They man boy November 24, 2021

Jacob Ferrell

When your head game is weak

"Awww man he is Jacob ferrell

by NotTheDeadbeat January 16, 2022

Jacob Abraham

A Jacob abraham is a person who is a massive bills mafia fan, and is often extremely loud when watching football. They often get cut from football teams for unruly behavior, and they love Josh allen and pushing p.

Jant: Damn!!! Why’s he so loud?

Cartier: Don’t worry about him. He’s a Jacob Abraham.

by should’ve gotten a plain pie January 27, 2022