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a guy that never stops playing his xbox
his dad: stop play your xbox

jacob: no its life
jacob by ligmaballs42069 April 18, 2020
A gay ass shit head that likes to talk about dicks and balls, a fat ass that lives in his moms basement, like to suck dick for fun and has the smallest dick in the world
He is a Jacob
Jacob by Sdcsyfsfhcdhf April 21, 2020
jacob is fat as fuck always has to say some dumb shit and has one of the darkest necks
me: jacob shut up

jacob: your mom haha
Jacob by realassniggashit April 23, 2020
fat as fuck and always has to say some dumb shit, jacob usually is the darkest in his friend group
no one: .....
jacob: i want a twinkie
jacob by realassniggashit April 23, 2020
jacob likes grass, he’s basically grass
Jacob by urai laika April 23, 2020
That one fat kid that you see around school. Nothing special about him other than he's fat.
"Holy shit why is the ground shaking?!"
"Don't worry that's just Jacob walking down the hallway"
Jacob by Lardext May 29, 2020