That fuckin' cunt that become the #1 most popular celebrity in the world despite having no talent, weird eyebrows, a girlfriend that he cheated on, and songs about sweatshirts and "Love".
by C0nn3r5 June 19, 2018
Get the Jacob Sartorius mug.The only good character in the whole Twilight series. Actually CARES about Bella, instead of being an over-controlling stalker (see Edward Cullen).
Edward Cullen fan: OMG!!! EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!!
Jacob Black fan: STFU!!! Jacob actually cares about Bella! Edward is just a controlling, stalker douchbag!
Edward fan: YOU STFU!!! BELLA AND EDWARD WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!!
Jacob fan: Whatever, you brainwashed twit! (kills Edward fan)
Jacob Black fan: STFU!!! Jacob actually cares about Bella! Edward is just a controlling, stalker douchbag!
Edward fan: YOU STFU!!! BELLA AND EDWARD WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!!
Jacob fan: Whatever, you brainwashed twit! (kills Edward fan)
by MetalHead16 November 13, 2010
Get the Jacob Black mug.jacob tremblay is a really cute guy who will always be there for you when you need it to most. his laugh brightens the room and so does his smile. he is most likely to marry a woman named stella
by slothlover204 November 2, 2020
Get the jacob tremblay mug.An ugly creature known for moving its mouth to popular music. Jacob Sartorius is known for giving many people cancer as well as spreading the cringe virus.
An ugly little boy who needs to back to "tutering."
An ugly little boy who needs to back to "tutering."
by LittleMeomers November 30, 2016
Get the jacob sartorius mug.The hot character in the Twilight Saga. Played by Taylor Lautner. He has a very manley, sexy chest. And is a werewolf.
Bex "That boy is so ugly."
Dazz "I know. But the other one is a total Jacob Black. I mean look at his chest!"
Dazz "I know. But the other one is a total Jacob Black. I mean look at his chest!"
by Dazz13 December 6, 2009
Get the Jacob Black mug.a stupid 13 year old that is rich because his parents sued a condom factory because the condom didnt work. Nicknamed Jacob Saggytits
by MrDylanyay July 13, 2016
Get the Jacob Sartorius mug.Quite possibly the hottest scene kids in existence. Married at a young age through facebook, they promptly moved to a beachfront property in California. Pictures of these hot people will automatically make you horny.
Tim: holy shit have you seen those sexy scene kids?
William: Madelyn & Jacob? Hell yes, they are teh shit! They make my pants tighter!
William: Madelyn & Jacob? Hell yes, they are teh shit! They make my pants tighter!
by timothy the terrific May 10, 2009
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