Irish Spring

When you affix a bar of Irish Spring soap to the floor of a shower with either a nail or glue and then hide and wait for someone to try to pick it up. When they bend over to retrieve it you jump from the shadows and yell "Irish SPRING!!!!!!" and then proceed to anally rape them.

"Huh... whats this doing here..."
"Irish SPRING MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

by Petricore May 14, 2013

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Dancing with the Irish Clown

Masturbation, Spanking the Monkey, Beating the drum, Releasing the One-Eyed Monster.

'Dude, what were you doing!?'
'Oh, I was dancing with the irish clown'
'The door was closed, there was no clown.'
'I know.'

by Resistor.Face March 7, 2010

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Mass Irish.

Similar to the Irish goodbye.

When a large group of people move outside of a bar for a smoke and while outside, make a plan to go elsewhere and leave without letting anyone inside know they are leaving.

Bartender: Hey Tommy, where did half of my customers go?
Tommy: Yeah, like ten people went out for a smoke about 20 minutes ago. They're gone now.
Bartender: Seriously? Damn! They pulled a Mass Irish.

by Blanca C August 6, 2013

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Irish Institute of Monterrey

The Irish Institute of Monterrey is considered one of the best schools in Mexico, in part because of the integral formation received by its students, and the legendary personnel. The ex-alumni usually have great career opportunities, either by hard work, or the usual, by inheritance.

"Man, why did he get the job and I didn't?"
"He was in the Irish Institute of Monterrey, and in this organizaction they really appreciate an integral formation"

by dark-parrot October 14, 2011

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