The act of willfully and meaningfully lowering ones bandwidth with the sole act of procuring large amounts of pornography in an attempt to waste the networking, life-defining piece of technology which has so many other purposes.
by AUnknownSeaUrchin April 23, 2015
Get the Internet AIDsmug. An instructional book from the ...for Dummies series of books that tells people how to use the internet. And the book knows that Internet Explorer and Outlook Express are very bad to use.
Internet for Dummies go through change over the years. It's main competition is The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Internet.
by Tasty Butter December 25, 2007
Get the Internet for Dummiesmug. Alternatively '(the) end of Internet' or '(the) Internet is over', and optionally suffixed with 'everyone go home'. Derivative of 'thread over'. When quoting someone, used to express that the channel, forum, or Internet in general cannot conceivably contribute anything as clever, funny, or insulting as said message or post. Reserved only for the utmost win.
For example, if a troll were to be gloating about his or her anonymity, and someone (possibly a real life acquaintance of the troll) were to post a Google Maps satellite image of said troll's home. The post with the image would be quoted and replied with 'Internet over', albeit aforementioned variations.
by Ectoplasm On Toast December 25, 2008
Get the Internet overmug. A person that spends a considerable amout of time on the internet. Mostly for socializing purposes. Like a Mall Rat.
A Internet Jigy wants/takes a moderator position way too seriously on a blog/forum
A Internet Jigy brags about his/hers countless hours on a computer.
A Internet Jigy brags about his/hers countless hours on a computer.
by lord mcfuzz September 5, 2008
Get the Internet Jigymug. Internet Barbarians are a group of people, who are the direct result of the World Wide Web's general anonimity, and it's overwhelming mass of information.
Internet Barbarians are stupid, and are allways in denial about it, otherwise, they would feel bad for being stupid and would have to show respect for other people, which they (because of their inferiority complex) would never want to do.
They consider the internet their "free play zone", where they can rage out their daily stress, anger, and envy, and their general stupidity can be hidden behind their anonimity.
They can't be argued, or reasoned with, and despite their unusually low level of intellect and the fact that they are most of the time uncapable of construing a more-than-3-sentence-long text, they are in the strict belief that "they are the shit", and their opinions equal that of other intelligent human beings.
Their general opinions on most of the things in life are negative, or at most neutral, and they are mostly only intrigued by gore and agressive behaviour in entertaining media, and have anger issues in real life.
They are usually mean towards people, and ofter result to personal insults when they are on the loosing end of an arguement, because they feel as if pissing off the other person would give them some sort of partial victory, which would overshadow their revealed stupidity in front of the observing mob.
Internet Barbarians are stupid, and are allways in denial about it, otherwise, they would feel bad for being stupid and would have to show respect for other people, which they (because of their inferiority complex) would never want to do.
They consider the internet their "free play zone", where they can rage out their daily stress, anger, and envy, and their general stupidity can be hidden behind their anonimity.
They can't be argued, or reasoned with, and despite their unusually low level of intellect and the fact that they are most of the time uncapable of construing a more-than-3-sentence-long text, they are in the strict belief that "they are the shit", and their opinions equal that of other intelligent human beings.
Their general opinions on most of the things in life are negative, or at most neutral, and they are mostly only intrigued by gore and agressive behaviour in entertaining media, and have anger issues in real life.
They are usually mean towards people, and ofter result to personal insults when they are on the loosing end of an arguement, because they feel as if pissing off the other person would give them some sort of partial victory, which would overshadow their revealed stupidity in front of the observing mob.
"Beware: Internet Barbarians are not intelligent people. Their opinions are mostly losely-based, because they only use them as means to pull their rage out. They are also well-known for lying, making shit up (then denying to prove it), copycatting ("Well, prove it otherwise."), and having an unusually effective underlying instinct to hijack discussions and turn them into their personal Jerry Springer Show.
They are most recognizable from:
- noticable ill intentions
- oversimplifying intentually complex things
- personal insults
- trying to prove their points with their age, race, sex, standing in society, or and sort of implyed achivements in ther life, which they usually cannot prove.
- capslock talk (internet "shouting")
- and sometimes complete incapability for any sort of civilized discussion.
Do not argue with them, do not even reply them, and for God's sake, never try to undersand them. Just leave them. Move on. Walk away. Consider them thin air. That is the only way to fight against them, because they eat up negativ responses and get stronger by them just like fire eats up fire....
And the thing about fire is: You can play with it, but you'll just get yourself burned."
They are most recognizable from:
- noticable ill intentions
- oversimplifying intentually complex things
- personal insults
- trying to prove their points with their age, race, sex, standing in society, or and sort of implyed achivements in ther life, which they usually cannot prove.
- capslock talk (internet "shouting")
- and sometimes complete incapability for any sort of civilized discussion.
Do not argue with them, do not even reply them, and for God's sake, never try to undersand them. Just leave them. Move on. Walk away. Consider them thin air. That is the only way to fight against them, because they eat up negativ responses and get stronger by them just like fire eats up fire....
And the thing about fire is: You can play with it, but you'll just get yourself burned."
by voice of the net November 19, 2009
Get the Internet Barbarianmug. Those who prowl the deep darkness of cyberspace hoping to establish themselves as egotistical dumbshits, because their real lives are shit, some are cooks, some are college students, and all are fucktards.
by Antillehs October 5, 2005
Get the Internet Fucktardsmug. When one consumes alcoholic beverages while talking with friends on AOL Instant Messenger. Typically, only one person is involved in an internet party, although multiple intoxicated parties are not unheard of.
by Jack Nance July 26, 2004
Get the internet partymug.