Self-Interview

Conversation style where one person speaks by phrasing a questing in a simple yes/no format, and answering their own question with rapid-fire response. This style is made popular by professional and collegiate coaches during press conferences, and has surfaced in the corporate world. In the latter scenario, this conversation method is employed by people of lower IQ who lack confidence in their ability. True masters of this method will deploy their own third-person reference.

Suzy: Do these pants make me look fat? No. Did I spend too much? To be truthful, yes. Will I score tonight? Definitely.

Tiffanie: Does Tiffanie care about Suzy's self-interview? No. Does Tiffanie wish Suzy would STFU? Yes.

by Pale Rider August 28, 2007

internet hate machine

An over-dramatic term used by Fox 11 News to describe people that use some imageboard. Known to be "hackers on steroids" that use the word "lulz" ("a corruption of "L O L", which stands for Laugh Out Loud").

"They attack innocent people, like an internet hate machine!!1" -Fox 11

by Jimbobbowilly January 1, 2009

Cruel Intentions

A movie made in 1999 starring Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe, Selma Blair, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Louise Fletcher, and Joshua Jackson, with a small role by Tara Reid. This movie is packed with laughs, tears, and some fudge, and is extremely rad. The plotline is basically this: Kathryn (the drug addicted rich bitch)makes a bet with her step-brother Sebastian (the cute player who can get any girl he wants) that he won't be able to bed Annette (a virgin who is insistant on remaining one until marriage). If Sebastian loses, Kathryn gets his Jaguar. If he wins, he gets Kathryn. This movie is Rated R for strong sexual dialogue and sexual situations involving teens, language and drug use. It's a really funny movie, and guys and girls alike will almost certainly love it. Just one word of advice, DON'T watch Cruel Intentions 2. It sucks.

"Hey cutes, wanna come over to my place and watch Cruel Intentions?"
"Of course I do! you know I LOVE that movie. Ryan Phillippe is mad hot in it."

by kendradmr. May 11, 2006

International School Bangkok

The most awesome private international school to ever exist. Located north of Bangkok, Thailand.

You know you go to ISB when:
1. Half the students get there by golf cart/scooter/motorcycle
2. You get yelled at by the cafeteria lady because you entered the line at the wrong spot
3. Everybody parties
4. If something happens, everybody knows about it by lunch
5. People like to impersonate Gossip Girl
6. You haven't been able to get lunch/get a laptop/open your locker because you left your campus card at home
7. Every winter assembly, the teachers sing and find some excuse to make out on stage
8. All the subs are Canadian
9. A 4.0 GPA just isn't that great
10. You wear club shirts to school on random days and nobody cares

Person 1: International School Bangkok is awesome! The best IASAS school by far.
Person 2: I know, I wish I could go there, but I'm not good enough :(

by FrankieSpankie December 30, 2009

internet toughguy

n. An internet toughguy is a person on the internet who acts badass, macho, and tough but in real life is most likely a huge pussy. Internet toughguys usually don't like to be called "fag" for no reason, and can't stand it when people don't play their video games by the rules. Internet toughguys are always hitting on internet girlfriends, and are easily provoked to screaming into their internet microphones whenever they're pissed off. The only way to defeat an internet toughguy is to expose his secret toughguy identity and agree with everything he says.

internet toughguy: "I'm gonna find out where you live and kill you you faggot!"

internet coolguy: "Whoaaaa, look out everybody... we've got an internet toughguy here!"

internet toughguy: "...okay look, all I was trying to do was capture the flag, why'd you kill me and call me a fag?"

internet coolguy: "You're right man, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings and wasn't sensitive to your needs."

internet toughguy: "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT COME ON SARAH420, LET'S GO MAKE A PRIVATE GAME!"

by JimChach January 23, 2006

internet racism

racism on the internet. Most racists are internet racists so that they can talk hardcore trash about your ethnicity all day and remain annonymous, since they clearly lack the balls to say anything to your face in real life. IR's will prowl the internet looking for any reference to your race (articles, pictures, videos, etc.) and talk crap about you, all while hiding behind the safety of their computer screens. Lots of them are at youtube making garbage comments about you. Some are even here at Urban Dictionary. Don't believe me? Look at most of the definitions for 'black people' where most of said definitions are in some way demeaning black people.

The best advice for regular internet-goers: Just ignore internet racism. Ignoring racism makes you strong. Always remember: as a normal person, you're always one step above a racist. Always.

Look up any video on youtube that involves African-Americans, and you're 100% absolutely guranteed to find people posting "I hate niggers" comments. That's internet racism for ya.

by JT the man April 4, 2008

Interlull

The period of time between Premier League games due to players going away on international duty.

There is, essentially, a lull due to internationals. Therefore 'Interlull'

"Oh man, this Interlull is so boring I think I might hack off one of my toes just for the want of something to do"

or

"I am spending my time during this Interlull praying that none of our players comes back with an injury or a dose of spina bifida or anything"

or

"The only way to cope with an Interlull is to go out and beat a water sheringham to death"

by arseblog September 8, 2009