Shop n' Drop

When you are shopping in a store and you let a fart go in an aisle. Sometimes you circle back around to watch people's reaction to the smell.
Wade can't go to a store without leaving a shop n' drop.
by SteamerSusan April 04, 2019
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top-a-shop chiney

Chinese people who lives above thier place of business. Racist terminology
You are nothing but a top-a-shop chiney
by jamgirl April 20, 2009
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penis window shopping

the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures
I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?
by peniswindowshopper March 14, 2010
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last turkey in the shop

Imagine the last saggy turkey hanging upside down in a shop window. Not a pretty sight.. This phrase can be used to describe a paticulrly ugly looking set of male genitals.
An old man appears on the television with no clothes on. "EW, TALK ABOUT LAST TURKEY IN THE SHOP!"
by Lauren-Marie August 29, 2008
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queef in a flower shop

I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop.
by Nokmin of Adonai December 19, 2005
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Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.
"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."
by wowie2010 April 13, 2010
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