A person, who habitually hangs out at bike shops. For no good reason, other than to talk "shop". Often unemployed, broke, and without a life of their own, they take up the majority of your time, without spending any money.
"I had three projects on the go, but I couldn't get anything done with the shop fly buzzing around all the time. He's always asking stupid, fucking questions, while I'm trying to finish a project."
by D. Gould January 17, 2006
Get the shop flymug. by Mutheryucka August 31, 2016
Get the shop ragmug. When at the mall,grocery store,gas station ect.. and acting like your shopping but really are trying to get a women to take interest in you.
I'm telling you walking into the grocery store with my uniform on makes pussy shopping so easy, like shooting fish in a barrel
by Animal man March 25, 2013
Get the Pussy shoppingmug. Imagine the last saggy turkey hanging upside down in a shop window. Not a pretty sight.. This phrase can be used to describe a paticulrly ugly looking set of male genitals.
by Lauren-Marie October 18, 2008
Get the last turkey in the shopmug. 
by Nokmin of Adonai December 19, 2005
Get the queef in a flower shopmug. "I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."
by wowie2010 April 13, 2010
Get the Shopping for Haggars with LBJmug.